No salsa humour?? There has to be.

[englezul]

I ran a quick search on google for salsa/mambo related jokes and ...found none!!! What's up with that. Do you guys know any good ones? Post them here.

Meanwhile let's answer the classic

How many salseros/salseras it takes to change a lightbulb?

[quixotedlm]

Can the lightbulb follow?

[fallenangel]

That just show's you how serious ppl that involve in salsa. Yr right i haven't heard or seen a salsa joke. That's FUNNY! :raisebro:
No jokes allowed hehe! Relax... & dance!

[sweavo]

One to change it, five to say they already saw Frankie do it better

I think salsa humour is missing because when you dance you make yourself vulnerable (speaking as a man here) it's like guys don't really talk about sex or converse in the bathrooms. There's an invisible taboo about potentially mocking one another's dancing.

[azzey]

I tried to dance salsa, but the music kept starting on the wrong beat.

My wife and I both love to dance. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Thursdays

I love salsa. Except the other night I tried that tunnel thing. She never came out the other end. They're still looking for her.

If God had intended us to dance salsa, he would have made women's knees bend the other way

When some men dance they're all feet, and when they stop they're all hands.

Man: 'Could I have the last dance with you?' Woman: 'You're having it.'

Man: 'Thanks, I enjoyed this dance. My name is John'. Woman: 'Nice having known you, John.'

Woman: 'This didn't work too well.' Man: 'Sorry, I'm not a very good follower.'

Man: 'I think you're leading.' Woman: 'Well, somebody's gotta do it.'

Woman: 'You're a good leader.' Man: 'I'm learning a lot from you.'


A man goes to a salsa club and sees a very pretty lady sitting at a table all by herself. He finally gets a chance to dance with her, and when the song is over, he says, "You're such a great dancer! But I'm kind of surprised to see you're alone".
She says, "Well actually, my husband and I used go dancing at different clubs several days a week. Unfortunately, he died and this is the first time I've gone out without him."
"Wow, that's really sad. But don't you have any friends or relatives who would want to come along?", the man asks.
"I suppose", she replies, "but they're all at the funeral."

[witchphd]

A man goes to a salsa club and sees a very pretty lady sitting at a table all by herself. He finally gets a chance to dance with her, and when the song is over, he says, "You're such a great dancer! But I'm kind of surprised to see you're alone".
She says, "Well actually, my husband and I used go dancing at different clubs several days a week. Unfortunately, he died and this is the first time I've gone out without him."
"Wow, that's really sad. But don't you have any friends or relatives who would want to come along?", the man asks.
"I suppose", she replies, "but they're all at the funeral."

This last one reminds me, have you heard about the guy who went to play tennis instead of going to his wife's funeral? I guess that was a case of putting the court before the hearse.

My work here is done.

[thespina13]

HAHAHAH YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

thank you azzey!!! LoL.. this is good stuff :D

[alemana]

hah that first one was good.

[Pacion]

Re how many salseros does it take to change a light bulb

One to change it, five to say they already saw Frankie do it better

:lol: There I was, cynically thinking that they would never get around to changing it because they will be discussing which style would be best to change it on, and whether to do it On1, On2 or On Clave! :doh:

[jenibelle]

I asked my brother "How many salseros does it take to change a light bulb?" and he said:

"hmmm...1 to change the bulb and 2000000 to argue about what count it should be done on????????"

[jenibelle]

Also, the jokes that azzey posted are found on http://www.salsavancouver.net and there are a few more there as well.

Jeni

[azzey]

Also, the jokes that azzey posted are found on http://www.salsavancouver.net and there are a few more there as well.

Jeni

I found a lot more in my search but my coffee break ended then and I had to go back to work.. :( Back to work..

[pr]

Try these Funny T-shirt Quotes..... (@ dance-forums.com) (http://www.dance-forums.com/showthread.php?t=8509) and Best T-Shirt Quotes.... (@ salsaforums.com) (http://www.salsaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=480). :p ;)

[pielcanela]

One to change it, five to say they already saw Frankie do it better

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too good :):):)

[pr]

I forgot this one How Many Salsa Dancers Does it Take? (@ salsaforums.com) (http://www.salsaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=2154) :p