SDsalsaguy
12-27-2003, 02:35 PM
MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHT PROVOCATIONS
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
3. G-d wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
4. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth....
5. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to G-d, isn't such a good idea!
6. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
7. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both directions.
8. Words are windows to the heart.
9. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.
10. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill -- just keep adding dirt.
11. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.
12. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
13 Too many people offer G-d prayers with claw marks all over them.
14 To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.
15. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...
16. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can buy the fact that the water bill is also higher.
17. You are richer today if you have laughed, given, or forgiven...
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
3. G-d wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
4. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth....
5. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to G-d, isn't such a good idea!
6. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
7. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both directions.
8. Words are windows to the heart.
9. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.
10. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill -- just keep adding dirt.
11. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.
12. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
13 Too many people offer G-d prayers with claw marks all over them.
14 To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.
15. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...
16. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can buy the fact that the water bill is also higher.
17. You are richer today if you have laughed, given, or forgiven...