The Exaggeration/Delusion Thread

[Pacion]

I will be there the entire time but since I am dancing about 120 events...

:shock: :lol::friend: Fascination's response in another thread made me laugh! I hope she was 'just kidding'/exaggerating is probably only doing like 40 events : wink :

How good are you are exaggerating/being OTT? (OTT = Over the top) Let the games commence to see who could exaggerate the most! :lol:

(Kind of reminds me of the child thing of "My Daddy has a bigger car than yours!")

[fascination]

lol...would you like to see the entry form?...I AM doing 120 events

[Pacion]

:oops: okay. Bad example! :oops: Someonebody, anybody (!!!) help me out here! :lol: Pleeeaaassseee! :lol:

[dancesportgirl21]

Here's a go:
Fascination is superhuman, perhaps bionic and eats batteries to charge her up for all of those 120 events.

Good luck at the comp Fascination!!!!

[chachachacat]

I once danced ten thousand heats,
in the ... Red Shoes!

Then I died. ;)

[fascination]

I think I will just wait til I get back and say I won them all!!!!!...that would be some fun exaggerating

[Swannie]

I once danced for 120 seconds in a row.

Fear my skills!

[Pacion]

I once danced for 120 seconds in a row.

:shock: rotfl!!! :lol:

[Joe]

Yo mama's so fat...

[Pacion]

Yo mama's so fat...

:?

[fascination]

he lives in his own world

[Peaches]

His own world, nothin'!

You can't be surprised that someone mentioned "yo momma" something...I'm surprised it took as long as it did.

[samina]

i won $16 million last night. :D

[Peaches]

I HATE you!!! :-)

[fascination]

His own world, nothin'!

You can't be surprised that someone mentioned "yo momma" something...I'm surprised it took as long as it did.
help me out here:confused: is this another one of those #$%%^movie allusions?

[fascination]

me too....how many gowns and years of dance budget is that?

[fascination]

I have abs and breasts of steel

[samina]

at least a couple :rolleyes:

[fascination]

lol...am assuming you arent talking about breasts and abds there

[samina]

i have more natural talent in my toenail than yulia has in her finest moment...

;)

[fascination]

i don't have her talent but I have a better body.....rolls on floor ...as laura would say: I slay myself

[Peaches]

help me out here:confused: is this another one of those #$%%^movie allusions?
No, not a movie allusion. Pop culture, dear. "Yo momma" jokes are standard fare.

Most of the time, the joke has to do with either how fat or how stupid "she" is. You vie to come up with the most ridiculous, extreme expression of how...whatever...the other's mother is.

[fascination]

well okay...but I wouldn't really associate that w/ exaggeration...meh...I remember the day when it was standard fare...

[Peaches]

at least a couple :rolleyes:
I HOPE she only has a couple of breasts.

Not sure about the steel bit. I'm reminded of a Far Side cartoon...people in life raft, woman with madonna bra fallen face down, life raft punctured. Knowing Far Side, there was probably a shark underneath.

[samina]

i don't have her talent but I have a better body.....rolls on floor ...as laura would say: I slay myself

yulia wishes she had my body!

<lol>

[samina]

I HOPE she only has a couple of breasts.


er, that was about lessons & dresses... but no mind!


my breasts are better now than when i was 16...! :)

[fascination]

now that is delusional...good job

[samina]

thank you.

[fascination]

er, that was about lessons & dresses... but no mind!


my breasts are better now than when i was 16...! :)
lol....you are REALLLLLLY good at this

[samina]

yep. ;)

[Pacion]

Fasination and Samina, you two do make me laugh... and I am not exaggerating! :lol:

[samina]

pacion, i REALLY like this thread... :D :D thanks for starting it... bloody brilliant

[Genesius Redux]

I once danced ten thousand heats,
in the ... Red Shoes!

Then I died. ;)

Wow. Just like the Wicked Queen in Snow White....

[Genesius Redux]

I don't ever exaggerate.

[Peaches]

I like cha cha.

Wait. That's not an exaggeration, that's a lie.

[Genesius Redux]

I like cha cha.

Wait. That's not an exaggeration, that's a lie.

You'd like it if you danced it with me.

Is that an exaggeration? I dunno--maybe you'll have to come to Nashville and find out....

[Peaches]

I'm sure I would. And that's neither an exaggeration nor a lie.

I wonder if DH has any business contacts in TN that he'd like to visit...

Or, you could come up to DC.

[Genesius Redux]

I'm sure I would. And that's neither an exaggeration nor a lie.

I wonder if DH has any business contacts in TN that he'd like to visit...

Or, you could come up to DC.

Ask me again in two months, when I'm on summer break!

Oh, back to the thread:

My teacher is really hot for my @$$. Too bad for her our relationship is strictly Platonic.

[fascination]

yea...mine is desperately in love w/ me too

[Peaches]

Ask me again in two months, when I'm on summer break!

MD Dancesport comp in early June. Come up, compete, and meet lots of D-F-ers.

BOT. I love my job.

No...wait...another lie.

I hate my job. There we go. Not a lie, definitely an exaggeration.

[samina]

I don't ever exaggerate.

that's quite a tall tale! ;)

[Genesius Redux]

yea...mine is desperately in love w/ me too

Oh, no, it's not about "love." She just really wants to do me. I mean, bad.

But Pacion may be showing up to rap my knuckles for crossing boundaries, so I'll shut up now.

[Pacion]

But Pacion may be showing up to rap my knuckles for crossing boundaries, so I'll shut up now.

:doh: :nope: You might enjoy that! :lol:


According to Wiki... oops, I mean dictionary.com ; ) exaggerate means
verb1. to enlarge beyond bounds or the truth; "tended to romanticize and exaggerate this 'gracious Old South' imagery" [syn: overstate (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/overstate)] [ant: downplay (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/downplay)] 2. do something to an excessive degree; "He overdid it last night when he did 100 pushups" [syn: overdo (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/overdo)]

So folks, my understanding of exaggeration means that there has to be an element of truth! So class, shall we start again? :roll: lol!

[fascination]

Oh, no, it's not about "love." She just really wants to do me. I mean, bad.

But Pacion may be showing up to rap my knuckles for crossing boundaries, so I'll shut up now.
probably a good idea

[fascination]

:doh: :nope: You might enjoy that! :lol:


According to Wiki... oops, I mean dictionary.com ; ) exaggerate means


So folks, my understanding of exaggeration means that there has to be an element of truth! So class, shall we start again? :roll: lol!in that case I retract the comment about pro...definately no shred of truth

[Pacion]

If you are anything like you are on here, as you are as a student with your pro, then maybe, just maybe, you are one of his favourite students? So, some truth in that? ;)

My dad once said to me (true, not an exaggeration :lol:), I am one of his favourite children... because all of his children are his favourites! :? :lol:

[fascination]

no...just his most frequent

[Pacion]

Which means... you help to keep him in the dance shoes he loves to wear! ;)

[fascination]

not sure he loves to wear em either...but he does love to eat and to pay his bills...anyhow, I like the idea of a delusions thread better now

[Pacion]

lol! Shall I rename this thread then? ;)

[chachachacat]

Delusions? Well, Sting has a secret crush on me. But don't tell anyone!

[FTL]

Here, you can exaggerate or be delusional as much as you want.

Who is your celebrity look alike? :roll:

[fascination]

Delusions? Well, Sting has a secret crush on me. But don't tell anyone!
I was done with him anyhow;)

[fascination]

Here, you can exaggerate or be delusional as much as you want.

Who is your celebrity look alike? :roll:hmmmm that would be
some croos btwn...halle berry and angelina jolie

[samina]

sophia loren

[samina]

giampiero called. he's looking for a new partner and begged me to consider...

;)

[Pacion]

Mickey Mouse is begging me to be his new dance partner. Minnie Mouse is demanding too large a slice of cheese.

[samina]

Mickey Mouse is begging me to be his new dance partner.

as long as he doesn't squeak his falsetto during practice time, i say go for it! can he do heel leads in those shoes, i wonder?

[Pacion]

as long as he doesn't squeak his falsetto during practice time, i say go for it! can he do heel leads in those shoes, i wonder?

:lol: This is the exaggeration/deluision thread, not the jealousy thread! :lol: :banana: :lol:

[Genesius Redux]

:doh: :nope: You might enjoy that! :lol:


According to Wiki... oops, I mean dictionary.com ; ) exaggerate means


So folks, my understanding of exaggeration means that there has to be an element of truth! So class, shall we start again? :roll: lol!

I have adhered to that definition all along....

And, well, yeah, I might like it at that!

[samina]

wha... ? who's jealous...? :shock:

[Pacion]

You? ;) :lol:

[samina]

dunno where ya got that... but dance away, girl. am quite sure mickey's a capable lead. he sure led disney to great heights. ;)

[chachachacat]

giampiero called. he's looking for a new partner and begged me to consider...

;)

Only because I turned him down. Donnie and Augusto and Alex are still calling about a partnership. I haven't made up my mind yet. Hmmm...

*breaks out laughing*

[Joe]

Why limit yourself? ;)

[NURDRMS]

I was asked to be on DWTS this season but had a schedule conflict and had to turn them down.

[Pacion]

rotfl! :lol:

[Pacion]

wha... ? who's jealous...? :shock:

You? ;)

dunno where ya got that... but dance away, girl. am quite sure mickey's a capable lead. he sure led disney to great heights. ;)

"dunno where I got that"? Maybe, I am deluding myself ;)

[samina]

"dunno where I got that"? Maybe, I am deluding myself ;)

methinks... ;)

[Sabor]

dont know what to say.. i'm just purrrrfect

[Pacion]

dont know what to say.. i'm just purrrrfect

:lol: For once, I don't know what to say! :lol:

(I am trying to decide whether you are "purrrrfect" or just purrfect... :lol:)

[Sabor]

:lol: For once, I don't know what to say! :lol:



that really should go down in the Guiness Book Of Records, if u ask me

[Pacion]

that really should go down in the Guiness Book Of Records, if u ask me

Stop exaggerating! even though, this is the exaggeration thread :tongue: :lol:

Oh, and I won't be asking you! :lol: