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tj
08-16-2007, 08:32 AM
(there's a joke in here somewhere! :wink: )

Russians get day off to procreate, then win prizes
By The Denver Post
Article Last Updated: 08/15/2007 12:42:25 AM MDT


Moscow - A Russian region of Ulyanovsk has found a novel way to fight the nation's birth-rate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.


The hope is for a brood of babies exactly nine months later on Russia's national day. Couples who "give birth to a patriot" during the June 12 festivities win money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes.
Ulyanovsk, about 550 miles east of Moscow, has held similar contests since 2005. Since then, the number of competitors, and the number of babies born to them, has been on the rise.


Russia, with one-seventh of Earth's land surface, has just 141.4 million citizens, making it one of the most sparsely settled countries in the world. With a low birth rate and a high death rate, the population has been shrinking since the early 1990s.


In his state-of-the-nation address last year, President Vladimir Putin called the demographic crisis the most acute problem facing Russia and announced a broad effort to boost Russia's birth rate, including cash incentives to families that have more than one child.
Ulyanovsk Gov. Sergei Morozov has added an element of fun to the national campaign.


The 2007 grand prize went to Irina and Andrei Kartuzov, who received a UAZ-Patriot, a sport utility vehicle. Other contestants won video cameras, TVs, refrigerators and washing machines.

mamboqueen
08-16-2007, 08:34 AM
Gee, my kid was born on flag day and we got nuthin!

fascination
08-16-2007, 01:33 PM
I was born on labor day...lol...really

mamboqueen
08-16-2007, 02:10 PM
I was born on labor day...lol...really

how very appropriate!

samina
08-16-2007, 02:25 PM
strange juxtaposition of russia & its neighbor china, with their opposite population issues...

september 12th sounds like a fun day to be a russian...

mamboqueen
08-16-2007, 02:26 PM
strange juxtaposition of russia & its neighbor china, with their opposite population issues...
...


I was thinking the same thing when I first read the article. They need to have a day (or three hundred) of abstinence in China.

tj
08-16-2007, 03:11 PM
Well, there's the solution! With the way the Chinese economy is exploding, they can all go take 9 month 'vacations' in Russia. ;) :rolleyes:

fascination
08-16-2007, 04:01 PM
how very appropriate!
I try:cool:...it WAS 6 weeks early

White Chacha
08-19-2007, 08:37 AM
I was born on labor day...lol...really

Me too!

tanya_the_dancer
08-19-2007, 09:36 AM
My son was born on tax day and we still have to pay taxes :)

mamboqueen
08-19-2007, 09:42 AM
My son was born on tax day and we still have to pay taxes :)

Bwah ha ha! That's an evil day to have your birthday on. My daughter was due on January 1st and born two weeks early (the connection being...tax deduction).

My birthday (and I know Fasc is around me by a few days) is so close to the first day of school that I always got school clothes for my birthday. Stinks.

Pacion
08-19-2007, 10:16 AM
Gee, my kid was born on flag day and we got nuthin!

It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.

MQ :roll: I believe the word was conception, not born/delivery! ;) :lol:

What I would like to know is... how employers are going to monitor that the couples indeed spent their time "procreating" and not him in front of the television and she washing her hair!

LucyDiamond
08-19-2007, 10:16 AM
I was born on July 3. Is that close enough to be a fire cracker baby?

mamboqueen
08-19-2007, 10:22 AM
MQ :roll: I believe the word was conception, not born/delivery! ;) :lol:

What I would like to know is... how employers are going to monitor that the couples indeed spent their time "procreating" and not him in front of the television and she washing her hair!

Oopsie...okay; my son was probably conceived on Labor Day, then! :friend:

Pacion
08-19-2007, 10:23 AM
:lol: :lol: TMI! :lol:

Sabor
08-19-2007, 11:26 AM
ok.. so who's planning to be in Russia on Sept 12..??

SDsalsaguy
08-19-2007, 11:51 AM
My birthday (and I know Fasc is around me by a few days) is so close to the first day of school that I always got school clothes for my birthday. Stinks.
Same here. :?

mamboqueen
08-19-2007, 11:57 AM
Didn't know yours was around there, too. Virgos rule! (so, we'll have to have the joint celebration at Fasci's house as she's smack dab in the middle).