Not Appropriate For Younger Members!!!!!

[NeoDevin]

Ok, younger members, if you're reading this, it just goes to show... kids nowadays don't listen.

Anyways, I'm not actually going to post anything non G-Rated here, sorry to get your hopes up ladies. I'm just bored but don't want to go to bed.

[danceguy]

WARNING! The following is a VERY DIRTY JOKE! DO NOT READ IT!


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A horse fell in the mud! :P

[NeoDevin]

You told it wrong! Here, I'll do it right since you americans seem to have trouble doing things right ;)

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A white horse fell in the mud!

[danceguy]

Hey now, any horse falling in mud will get dirty. Arabian, Strawberry Roan, Clydesdale...no one likes a dirty horse! :roll:

[NeoDevin]

I like dirty girls... ;)

[danceguy]

I'm staying out of this one! :oops:

[SDsalsaguy]

Oy! Now this really may become a "not for young members" thread! :shock:

[salsachinita]

I like dirty girls... ;)

You mean the "fell in the mud" variety..... :P ?

(ooops :oops: mental pictures....!)

[Sabor]

You mean the "fell in the mud" variety..... :P ?

(ooops :oops: mental pictures....!)

wait, let me get this straight.. u're having mental pix of girls falling in mud!? :shock: :doh:

[salsachinita]

wait, let me get this straight.. u're having mental pix of girls falling in mud!? :shock: :doh:

:nope: :nope: :nope: Silly........!

[Sabor]

aaah what a reliefy relief! :cheers: then :lol:

[pygmalion]

:lol: :lol:

Silliness is a DF membership requirement, apparently.

[Pacion]

:lol: :lol:

Silliness is a DF membership requirement, apparently.

:lol: :lol: Seems like it. So, what grade/pass mark did NeoDevin get :wink:

[TemptressToo]

How about girls in string bikinis (Brazilian thong) falling in the mud?

[Vince A]

If that's the case . . . "I'm mud!"

[danceguy]

Temptress Too - Don't encourage these guys too much! :D

Oh wait, you are a temptress...well, never mind. ;)

[NeoDevin]

How about girls in string bikinis (Brazilian thong) falling in the mud?

You could put a picture of that up on your website ;)

[Sabor]

How about girls in string bikinis (Brazilian thong) falling in the mud?

If that's the case . . . "I'm mud!"

:lol: .. ok, since that's taken, i'll be the 'Brazilian thong' LOL

[Pacion]

Sabor :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:

[Sabor]

ok ok fine.. i give up :(

can i at least be an innocent bystander :D

[salsachinita]

ok ok fine.. i give up :(

can i at least be an innocent bystander :D

:nope: Too late for that, hombre....! :nope:

:lol:

[NeoDevin]

We're still waiting on that picture Temptress... ;)

[Vince A]

Damn . . . I waited "up" :wink: all night for that picture . . . should have joined those "insomniacs" . . .

[TemptressToo]

I didn't say that I had a Brazilian thong. ;) Well...maybe I do...but those pictures are buried deep. :lol:

[NeoDevin]

Time for you to dig them out :lol:

[TemptressToo]

I don't know what is left on this site. But this photographer may have some bikini pics still...

http://member.onemodelplace.com/photographer_list.cfm?P_ID=5886

[NeoDevin]

Seems to be for members only :(

[KevinL]

I don't know what is left on this site. But this photographer may have some bikini pics still...

http://member.onemodelplace.com/photographer_list.cfm?P_ID=5886

The link leads to a members only page that requires a password.

There is a link to the photographers public page, but I couldn't find any bikin pics. There were a few "artistic nudes", though.

[KevinL]

Ok, wait, I found them. All the way at the bottom.

And no, I wouldn't look if you changed your bikini, as long as you asked me not to...

Kevin

[KevinL]

Some of your glamour shots are also mighty ... stimulating ...

[NeoDevin]

Yeah, I found them too :) Thanks cutie :kissme:

[TemptressToo]

Glamour shots??? I actually can no longer access the pictures...company firewall. :roll: So honestly, I didn't know what was still on their site. That photographer moved away and I haven't worked with them in forever.

I assumed there were some though...they always said I was their favorite model. :)

[SDsalsaguy]

...they always said I was their favorite model. :)
Not hard to see why! :mrgreen:

[Vince A]

...they always said I was their favorite model. :)
Not hard to see why! :mrgreen:
Yes 'it' is . . . . .

[Sabor]

hahaa! guess he should have used the word 'difficult' .. then again.. maybe not :)

[Genesius Redux]

Well, I finally got a look at this thread, and I have to disagree--it's well-suited to younger members, as appropriate for 13-year-olds and Adam Sandler as I can imagine. Do we need to add booger jokes?

I know a dancer who was doing a waltz with her pro partner, and apparently sneezed up a booger on her upper lip. So she's waltzing in this gorgeous blue gown with a booger on her lip, and her pro partner is trying to figure out how to get it off and hoping she doesn't it flick it off with her tongue.... :lol:

[pygmalion]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's nothing like a little adolescent humor to brighten my otherwise dreary days.

[Genesius Redux]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's nothing like a little adolescent humor to brighten my otherwise dreary days.

Dreary days? Surely not, but if so, from me to you....

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :friend:

[Bob]

Sandler as I can imagine. Do we need to add booger jokes?

I thought it was a booger joke, but it snot.