Message in a bottle

[Pacion]

If you were to do the "Message in a Bottle", for no other reason, than "because", what do you think you would write?

It does not have to be dance related :mrgreen:

Or, is this something that you have already done? :D

[Swing Kitten]

Please Recycle

[tsb]

hmm.

1) enclose the wrapper from a prophylactic with the following words scrawled on it: "this gum tastes like rubber"

2) enclose the pages of a mystery - except for the last page;

3) enclose one of those flyers i've been constantly receiving in the mail for DSL service for only 29.95 a month (about 13 lbs sterling) for the 1st 12 months;

4) plagarize monty python and enclose a note saying "please rescue me from the dreaded black beast of ....agggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!......."

5) enclose a picture of an ashtray (see the I-R-U topic for clarification)

[Sagitta]

Nothing. Just a blank piece of paper. :wink: :)

[SDsalsaguy]

How about a little note saying "Please return to sender"? :lol:

[danceguy]

"If you are reading this, then you really need to get a life."

"This message is confirming that this bottle has been infested with the SARS virus. Have a nice day."

"Call 1-900-XXX-XXXX for a good time! Over 18 only please."

"Avast ye landlubber! Send me all yer gold or I'll be sendin' yer carcass to Dave Joney locker!"

"You're cute when you're angry."

"This message was written by Mr. Hugh Jass."

[pygmalion]

LOL. SG. You are a bad man! Twisted, too. :lol:

[danceguy]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: :snake: :twisted: :snake: :twisted: :snake: :twisted: :snake: :twisted: :snake: :twisted: :snake:

Yes I am my dear, nyahh ha ha! :twisted:

Here's a few more:

"Sorry, but I drank all the whiskey."

"What are you lookin' at?"

"By reading this note, your 5 cent deposit is voided."

"Rub the bottle a few times and a genie will appear, of course it helps if you take some psychedelic drugs first."

[Pacion]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: Thank goodness I was just doing this for fun and NOT really looking for suggestions :lol:

:idea: I have never done a "message in a bottle" :oops: but it is one of those things I want to do before I turn 30 for the 30th time :lol: Wouldn't it be funny if I were to put all of your suggestions in a bottle or perhaps several bottles and signed the messages "With love, Dance-Forums.com" :wink: Then one of you found it :lol:

That would mean "littering" the sea of course :oops:

[ShyDancer]

"Rub the bottle a few times and a genie will appear, of course it helps if you take some psychedelic drugs first."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You are one funny guy!

[danceguy]

You are one funny guy!

Why thank you Shy Dancer, but in addition to being funny, I also happen to be DEAD SEXY! :ladiesma:

:kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme: :kissme:
P.S. For the record, I used to make messages in bottles all the time as a youngster, but they were usually filled with vulgar things that got me a stern spanking when my parents caught me. A few made it out to sea though...hopefully it brightened someone's day. ;)

[pygmalion]

LOL. Modest too. :wink: :lol:

[Swing Kitten]

and he claims to not be a flirt either!

[danceguy]

Well, I have to take over for Neo when he's not around SK.

By the way, what are you wearing right now? ;)

[peachexploration]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: Thank goodness I was just doing this for fun and NOT really looking for suggestions :lol:

:idea: I have never done a "message in a bottle" :oops: but it is one of those things I want to do before I turn 30 for the 30th time :lol: Wouldn't it be funny if I were to put all of your suggestions in a bottle or perhaps several bottles and signed the messages "With love, Dance-Forums.com" :wink: Then one of you found it :lol:

That would mean "littering" the sea of course :oops:

I think I might do this this weekend, just for kicks. :lol: I'm only kidding. Very funny thread.

[peachexploration]

Hmm....Still thinking on this one.....Let's see, what would I write....

[dTas]

"PUT ME BACK! PUT ME BACK!"

[Pacion]

Not quite in a bottle, but in today's news ;)

I wonder how the letter got on to that particular fish. Wonder if the fish is 15.5 years old! :D

Japanese girl's letter returned 15 years later ... by fish

TOKYO (AFP) - A letter that a young girl in Japan sent into the sky in a balloon some 15 years ago has been found on a fish hauled from 1,000 metres (3,300 feet) below the Pacific.

A fisherman found the still legible piece of paper sitting on a sticky flatfish in his catch on Thursday, along with a torn-off string and the fragment of a red balloon.
He opened the folded paper, discovering it was a handwritten letter from a six-year-old girl at an elementary school in Kawasaki, 150 kilometres (93 miles) away from where the fish was caught off Choshi port.

The sender, Natsumi Shirahige, and her friends released letters as part of events to mark the school's 120th anniversary, which was in 1993.

"Our school is 120 years old... If you pick up this letter, please write to me," the letter reads, listing the school's address.

The 52-year-old fisherman said the letter was a nice surprise.

"I've been in fishing for a long time but this is unbelievable," the smiling man told the Asahi television network.

Shirahige, now a 21-year-old university student, said: "I can't get over the wonder of how the letter survived 15 years. I never expected I'd get a reply this way."

[bordertangoman]

"Look Behind You!
as the chances of finding this message are about the same as the earth being hit by a large asteroid; do you really want to spend the last moments of your life reading a note by someone you don't know?"

[Pacion]

"Look Behind You!
as the chances of finding this message are about the same as the earth being hit by a large asteroid; do you really want to spend the last moments of your life reading a note by someone you don't know?"

:lol: Actually yes I would! Because a) I won't be able to 'run' from the asteroid, b) I may meet the writer at the 'Pearly Gates', c) if I were to be the last person on earth ;) it may be the last note you read from someone who was alive, even if it was not addressed to you directly! :cool:

[bordertangoman]

"Look Behind You!
as the chances of finding this message are about the same as the earth being hit by a large asteroid; do you really want to spend the last moments of your life reading a note by someone you don't know?"

PS the other contents of this bottle is a very 20 year old malt whisky to be savoured as soon as possible.

[elisedance]

:lol: ............... :lol:


You are one funny guy!

ShD: how did you manage to put so many emoticons in a message? It won't let me do more than 4.... I can't even quote you. Whats the trick?

[Joe]

Those posts were made before the limited-emoticon policy was instated.

[elisedance]

Ah, thanks Joe. I thought maybe this was a magical property endowed on the emotinally complex....

[elisedance]

Come to think of it, I think a few of the gods - or maybe only DM can still break the limit. Of course, dealing with us lot would take a lot of emoticons for sure!

[DancePoet]

Please Recycle
How responsible, socially philosophical, and yet funny, too. :cool: :lol:

[DancePoet]

hmm.

1) enclose the wrapper from a prophylactic with the following words scrawled on it: "this gum tastes like rubber"

2) enclose the pages of a mystery - except for the last page;

3) enclose one of those flyers i've been constantly receiving in the mail for DSL service for only 29.95 a month (about 13 lbs sterling) for the 1st 12 months;

4) plagarize monty python and enclose a note saying "please rescue me from the dreaded black beast of ....agggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!......."

5) enclose a picture of an ashtray (see the I-R-U topic for clarification)
You are bad. :lol:

[DancePoet]

Nothing. Just a blank piece of paper. :wink: :)
:lol:

[DancePoet]

How about a little note saying "Please return to sender"? :lol:
:lol:

[DancePoet]

Oh my, I'm responding to posts that are 4 years old. :oops: :lol: