Silly things to wonder about

[peachexploration]

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . . .
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

[Genesius Redux]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Jimmy cracks corn and you don't care. It's sheer arrogance to think that no one else cares either.

What do you call male ballerinas?

Ballerinos, silly!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

You know perfectly well what they are, you naughty girl.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

When it has a legislative stamp on it, yes.

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

No, but it advertises your cynical and distrustful nature to the world!

How did your tarts turn out?

:wink:

[salsachinita]

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like this one!

[peachexploration]

GR, you are such a nutty guy! :lol: :lol: I like your responses. Hilarious. Unfortunately, I can't take credit for thinking of these things initially.... :wink:

The tarts are great, especially the blueberry! :wink:

[NeoDevin]

What do you call male ballerinas?

Ballerinos, silly!



That's the italian masculine form, but in english there is no word for a male ballet dancer.

[peachexploration]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
A bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk I have a work station.....
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
I must always remember that I am unique... Just like everyone else.
I think everyone has a photographic memory: its just that some of us are out of film
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
I don't have a solution but I admire your problem.