A woman should have [Archive]

Pacion

06-12-2004, 09:44 PM

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come...

...enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...

.. something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

.. a youth she's content to leave behind...

...a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....

...a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

..one friend who always makes her laugh ... and one who lets her cry...

...a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

...eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.

...a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
..how to fall in love without losing herself...

..how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...

...when to try harder ... and when to walk away...

...that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents...

...that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...

...what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

..how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

...whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...

...where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...

.. what she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...

* * * * * * * * * *

Sagitta

06-12-2004, 11:37 PM

At least half of what is said can apply to a man as well...

Sabor

06-13-2004, 04:42 AM

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
Curves!! :shock:

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to get more Curvacious! :bouncy:
...................................

lets keep it simple please.. thanks! :mrgreen:

SDsalsaguy

06-13-2004, 04:45 AM

:doh:

Sabor

06-13-2004, 04:50 AM

yeah i know :oops: :oops:

:twisted:

Larinda McRaven

06-13-2004, 10:50 AM

Sabor so silly :D

Sabor

06-13-2004, 10:57 AM

and u soo beautiful :D

Pacion

06-13-2004, 01:10 PM

:lol: SD and Larinda

Sabor so silly :D

Now you see why I make eyes => :roll: at Sabor so much :lol:

borikensalsero

06-14-2004, 02:17 PM

every woman should have

3 set of dance shoes, fast/medium/slow.

every woman should know

how to salsa

why were the obvious ones left out Pacion?

Pacion

06-14-2004, 02:32 PM

:oops: because I didn't write the original version :oops: :lol:

borikensalsero

06-14-2004, 02:55 PM

Ok, I guess I can accept that... we can consider those amendments. :D

dr daffy

06-14-2004, 03:01 PM

haha... i like these, lol

DancePoet

06-14-2004, 08:39 PM

Every Man Should Have:

One pair of dance shoes.

Every Man Should Know:

How to Tango!

ShyDancer

06-15-2004, 11:44 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I agree Sabor..women need shoes!

Sabor

06-16-2004, 06:06 AM

exactly! cuuuuurvey shoes!! :mrgreen:

squirrel

06-16-2004, 09:40 AM

Sabor... all you ever think about is ... curves?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, boriken, knowing how to Salsa is a MUST! I agree... and it should be a must for both men and women! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sabor

06-16-2004, 09:47 AM

and it should be a must for both men and women! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ahem she meant 'women with curves' .. of course :lol:

betw. i'm a sick puppy.. shhhhh! don't tell anyone :bandit:

Pacion

06-16-2004, 12:04 PM

Sabor... all you ever think about is ... curves?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Squirrel, I am going to tell you a secret about Sabor, which you must not repeat to ANYONE okay. He may not speak to me again if he knew that I have told anyone else. But, hopefully you will understand :oops:

At an early age, he showed a liking for the female form and to try and cope with this, he was only allowed to play with toys that had straight edges :cry: Instead of 'curing' him, it only made it worse. So, now you know the whole story why he is so obsessed with curves :oops:

:lol: :friend: Hi Sabor :wink:

DancePoet

06-16-2004, 04:15 PM

Oh my! Only toys with straight edges, and no curves! How horrible! ;)

Vince A

06-17-2004, 11:35 AM

I saw this on the "Net" and thought it was appropriate for an answer to this post!

Five tips for a woman...

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

pygmalion

06-17-2004, 11:45 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup. Men are like computers. You should always have a backup! :wink: :lol:

Vince A

06-17-2004, 11:56 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup. Men are like computers. You should always have a backup! :wink: :lol:
. . . at least one with a good hard drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pygmalion

06-17-2004, 11:57 AM

ROTFL! :lol:

Pacion

06-17-2004, 12:16 PM

Thanks Vince. I shall use in my next advertisment :wink: :lol:

Vince A

06-17-2004, 02:37 PM

. . . you're welcome . . .

peachexploration

07-11-2004, 12:31 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup. Men are like computers. You should always have a backup! :wink: :lol:
. . . at least one with a good hard drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, a least 512K cache! :lol: :lol: 8)

Sabor

07-11-2004, 06:43 AM

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/shy.gif

Pacion

07-11-2004, 08:50 AM

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/shy.gif

:shock: Peach rendered Sabor speechless :shock: :lol: :banana:

Sabor

07-11-2004, 10:19 AM

what can i do.. i see the word 'Peach' and i lose all 19 senses :mrgreen: .. the only way i manage is by clutching on to my limey's 8)

Pacion

07-11-2004, 10:30 AM

:doh: :lol:

peachexploration

07-11-2004, 10:34 AM

what can i do.. i see the word 'Peach' and i lose all 19 senses :mrgreen: .. the only way i manage is by clutching on to my limey's 8) :lol: :lol:

Sabor, you just made my day. First giggle of the day. :lol:

Pacion

07-11-2004, 10:46 AM

Peach, he has plenty more, from where that came from :roll: :lol:

Sabor

07-12-2004, 06:10 AM

yes, a woman should have 'sabor' LMAO!

MacMoto

07-12-2004, 07:31 AM

Unfortunately, Sabor, there just isn't enough of you to go around all of us... :wink:

Pacion

07-12-2004, 08:13 AM

Unfortunately, Sabor, there just isn't enough of you to go around all of us... :wink:

You can have my share MacMoto :roll: or anyone else who wants it. :roll: :roll: If there are no takers, it will join the socksies on ebay :twisted: :lol:

:friend: Sabor :wink:

Sabor

07-13-2004, 04:32 AM

Unfortunately, Sabor, there just isn't enough of you to go around all of us... :wink:

ahem.. i was referring to flavor/flava amiga.. not your's truelly :wink: ahhh women tsk tsk 8)

MacMoto

07-13-2004, 08:46 AM

Unfortunately, Sabor, there just isn't enough of you to go around all of us... :wink:

ahem.. i was referring to flavor/flava amiga.. not your's truelly :wink: ahhh women tsk tsk 8)
:roll: I know... men just don't get a joke do they tsk tsk :nope: :wink:

DancePoet

07-13-2004, 10:40 AM

A woman should have ...

a man's trust,

a man's respect,

a man's understanding,

a man's emotions,

a man's loyalty,

and of course a man should have the same from a woman. :)

Swing Kitten

07-20-2004, 05:35 AM

.. the only way i manage is by clutching on to my limey's 8)

Dare I ask what 'limey's' are? I dunno... I'm afraid

Sabor

07-20-2004, 06:10 AM

i could tell u.. but then i'll have to sing in the shower.. and trust me.. my neighbors wouldn't like that one bit! :lol:

MacMoto

07-20-2004, 06:12 AM

.. the only way i manage is by clutching on to my limey's 8)

Dare I ask what 'limey's' are? I dunno... I'm afraid
No SK! Please don't get him started on his precious lime green socksies! We've tried to auction them off and even employed the best cat burgler on DF (Peach :wink:) to steal them, and we still haven't managed to get rid of them! :lol:

Swing Kitten

07-20-2004, 07:25 AM

ok, it's official, I've missed something ... no worries

MapleLeaf Salsero

07-20-2004, 03:09 PM

:shock: How come everyone on this page has more posts than me. :shock: Am I climbing down the DF social order ladder? :shock:

peachexploration

07-20-2004, 08:22 PM

:shock: How come everyone on this page has more posts than me. :shock: Am I climbing down the DF social order ladder? :shock:

Well, that's what happens when you abandon us young man. :lol: :lol:

DancePoet

07-20-2004, 08:46 PM

Ah...I'm beginning understand the ongoing lime green socks joke!

However, I'm sure I have more to learn. :)

peachexploration

07-20-2004, 08:58 PM

Ah...I'm beginning understand the ongoing lime green socks joke!

However, I'm sure I have more to learn. :)

Here 'ya go :arrow: If you saw "lime green socks" advertised on Ebay.... (http://www.dance-forums.com/viewtopic.php?t=4068) :lol: :lol:

MapleLeaf Salsero

07-21-2004, 05:20 AM

Sabor

07-21-2004, 08:07 AM

:shock: How come everyone on this page has more posts than me. :shock: Am I climbing down the DF social order ladder? :shock:

Well, that's what happens when you abandon us young man. :lol: :lol:

You stay away for a month or two and then all of a sudden everyone passes you by. Life´s not fair. :wink: :wink: 8)

seems like its time to dance infront of a giraffe again ML :lol: .. will get u back into ritmo in a giffy :wink:

MapleLeaf Salsero

07-21-2004, 08:16 AM

squirrel

07-21-2004, 08:18 AM

MLS... you don't post as much as he does... but then again, you don't flirt with ladies as much as he does... :shock: :lol: :twisted:

pygmalion

07-21-2004, 10:40 AM

Don't worry about it, MapleLeaf Salsero. We still love you. 8)

MapleLeaf Salsero

07-21-2004, 10:50 AM

MLS... you don't post as much as he does... but then again, you don't flirt with ladies as much as he does... :shock: :lol: :twisted:

Never thought of that Squirrel! I can see why flirting makes you post more... I guess I´ll have to switch to "flirting mode" more often. :wink:

MapleLeaf Salsero

07-21-2004, 10:56 AM

Don't worry about it, MapleLeaf Salsero. We still love you. 8)

Thanks Pygamlion! I shall expect a present at Christmas then (flirting mode ON). :wink: 8)

Vin

07-22-2004, 08:42 AM

I think I remember this joke my mother told me.
The four animals needed by women,

A jaguar in the garage,

A pig in the kitchen,

A lion in bed,

A donkey paying for it all.

Sabor

07-22-2004, 09:57 AM

LOL!

Pacion

07-22-2004, 10:07 AM

:lol: the version I heard includes a mink in the closet :wink:

Sabor

07-22-2004, 10:20 AM

.. what about the rest of the house?.. bathroom, living room etc..:lol:

.. not sure about the 'pig' tho.. can't it be 'dog' or something lol

DancePoet

07-22-2004, 10:45 AM

Look for Sabor on DF and one can usually find humor close by!

Vin and Pacion: Very cute!

Pacion

07-22-2004, 10:48 AM

Look for Sabor on DF and one can usually find humor close by!

:shock: Sabor! Who is this Humor that is a pretender for your affections :evil:

:lol:

DancePoet

07-22-2004, 10:52 AM

If Sabor has too much affection for me, he's barking up the wrong tree. ;)

Vin

07-22-2004, 11:00 PM

:lol: the version I heard includes a mink in the closet :wink:

I just knew I was missing one of them, thanks :P