DanceMentor
06-15-2004, 11:30 PM
From (I don't know where):
Precious Little Girl Needs Help
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks
in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do
you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you
want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet
voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Precious Little Girl Needs Help
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks
in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do
you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you
want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet
voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."