SDsalsaguy
08-11-2004, 08:23 PM
Holy Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest asks. They say,
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought
for a moment. "You know, I have two male talking parrots,
that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your
two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your
parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to
stop saying that phrase in no time." " Thank you," the woman said ,
"this may be the solution." The next day, she brought her
female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,
the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun.
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away,
Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest asks. They say,
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought
for a moment. "You know, I have two male talking parrots,
that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your
two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your
parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to
stop saying that phrase in no time." " Thank you," the woman said ,
"this may be the solution." The next day, she brought her
female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,
the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun.
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away,
Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"