New Definition of Queen

[Pacion]

I have been "reliably" informed that the below actually happened :shock: :lol:

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The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, Lovely People,
so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather
exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo so that main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant, without missing a beat, replied, "Well,
Sweet Cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Now put that tray up!

[Pache]

Hehe :lol:! That's a good answer. Did she comply? *is curious* :)

[Laura]

This is probably an urban legend. See
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnox.htm

Scroll down toward the bottom of the page, you'll see this story has been going around since at least 2001.

[Pacion]

This is probably an urban legend. See
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnox.htm

Scroll down toward the bottom of the page, you'll see this story has been going around since at least 2001.

I know the story has been going around for sometime - it was in one of my old emails which I decided to share :wink:

As to whether it is true/urban legend or not? ::shrugs:: as I said, I was "reliably" informed. Notice the quotes :wink: :lol: A friend claims to be a friend of a friend, of a friend of a friend, of a friend (note the Six Degrees of Separation at work :lol:) who knows the identity of the princess :wink:

Whether it is true or not and not and my friend playing silly with me, it doesn't matter. It is still a funny story. :D

[ratherbdancing]

Edited:Whether it actually happened or not its hilarious! and queens do outrank princesses!!! lol :lol:

[squirrel]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sabor]

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo so that main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

hahahaahaaaa!!

[cocodrilo]

I know some queens living in the San Francisco Bay area that are not flight attendants, but have done things like that before! Over there it would be considered an everyday occurrence rather than an urban legend! :D