Some Signs That You're Leading Too Forcefully

[Phil Owl]

1) Your partner is always dressed in combat gear


2) After 3 dances, your partner calls for an ambulance


3) After executing multiple spins, your partner's shoes leave circular scorch marks in the dancefloor


4) Your partner has a chiropractor with her at all times

Feel free to chime in :D

[MissAlyssa]

3) After executing multiple spins, your partner's shoes leave circular scorch marks in the dancefloor


edit: your partner's shoes are still side by side at the other end of the dance floor :lol:

[salsarhythms]

1. You're right in the middle of your "Triple-Lindy-Over The Head-Through
The Back-Below The Elbow-Pinky Break" turn pattern and your
partners arm comes off.

2. After the dance instead of going for some water, your partner
goes for oxygen.

3. After a dance with you, arthritis pain is more pleasant

[Vince A]

Uh . . . I remember from my earlier WCS days, I walked off the floor with a lady after our dance, and I had her underwear on!!!

[SDsalsaguy]

We were talking about the dancing Vince, not your personal proclivities! :wink:

[MissAlyssa]

LOL

I'm going to work in a much better mood now....


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[SwinginBoo]

You trip over your followers foot when lunging forward, fall and sprain HER ankle. Yeah thanks Bruce :D

[dancergal]

1) Your partner is making that face :x instead of smiling.

2) Her arms are dragging on the floor after your dance.

3) The next time she sees you, she runs screaming.

4) All the dancers run screaming when they see you.

5) You are learning to line dance because no one else will dance with you.
:lol:

[DanceMentor]

Even the Savoy Lindy hoppers say your swingout is too big.

You have to add 5 running steps to the end of your cross body lead.

Lady's entire body keeps getting wrapped around your arm on underarm turns.

[Vince A]

1) Your partner is making that face :x instead of smiling.
Ummmm, Thats' because she got stuck in the revolving door coming out of the ladies bathroom???
2) Her arms are dragging on the floor after your dance.
But all my dates looked like that "before" I danced with them . . . they eat bananas too!
3) The next time she sees you, she runs screaming.
She just can't believe that I'm back for more dances with her!
4) All the dancers run screaming when they see you.
Yep, they can't believe I'm there to dance with them again, either!
5) You are learning to line dance because no one else will dance with you.
:lol:
Yep, they all get in line to dance with me???

OK, I've had my fun . . . you can get even with me now, Pam!

[dancergal]

Uh . . . I remember from my earlier WCS days, I walked off the floor with a lady after our dance, and I had her underwear on!!!

And Vince, how did you explain that to your wife????? :lol:

[Vince A]

Fortunate for me she has NO jealousy!

[NeoDevin]

Me being a young guy of 18 am more interested in how you got her underwear off during the dance...

[Vince A]

I put her in a "rag doll," and at the apex of the move, I let go with one hand and reach down . . . :roll:

[Taita]

Now, now....

Let's not corrupt the young'uns... :wink:

[NeoDevin]

Nonsense. Corrupt away! 8)

[Vince A]

No . . . I have to be good . . or else I'd get fired from being a Moderator.

Besides . . . use your imagination . . . :roll: