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SDsalsaguy
10-17-2004, 12:52 PM
What happens when you...

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?
Larinda McRaven
10-17-2004, 02:44 PM
you are off those meds for your back....right? :shock:
SDsalsaguy
10-17-2004, 03:31 PM
Yes Larinda, I'm off the meds... :lol:
DancePoet
10-17-2004, 08:55 PM
SDsalsaguy wrote:

"What happens when you...

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?"

Hmmm ... I'd say find something to do, becareful you don't cut yourself, make limeade (course you might need more then one lime), a patient cat ... is there such a thing, stay away from driving with too much tequila, and enjoy the game!
SDsalsaguy
10-17-2004, 09:08 PM
:lol:

Any other responses?
Sagitta
10-17-2004, 09:42 PM
Sorry! :( I stay away from cat jokes. I'll be skinned before the cat if I go near one of those. Not worth it for moi!
MacMoto
10-19-2004, 04:53 AM
After making more tequila & lime using the sharp knife, you drink it all then fall asleep on the couch watching football, with the patient cat purring quietly on your lap? :D

I miss sitting with a cat on my lap :(
SDsalsaguy
10-19-2004, 05:42 AM
That could work MM...

Anyone else?
Lita_rulez
10-19-2004, 06:20 AM
Well, since pictures are worth a tousand words, that's probably what I would do...


http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/cat_hat.jpg


And then drink all the tequila to forget it ever hapened (except for that small amount I used up on cleaning all the scratches, of course...)
SDsalsaguy
10-19-2004, 06:50 AM
You got it Lita! :D
peachexploration
10-19-2004, 07:15 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That picture is hilarious! :lol:
MacMoto
10-19-2004, 07:26 AM
This must be one VERY patient cat!
pygmalion
10-19-2004, 08:32 AM
:lol: :lol: Maybe the cat is on meds? :roll: :lol:
tj
10-19-2004, 08:57 AM
:lol: :lol: Maybe the cat is on meds? :roll: :lol:

Or tequila!
SDsalsaguy
10-19-2004, 11:40 AM
:lol: :lol: Maybe the cat is on meds? :roll: :lol:

Or tequila!
:wink: :lol:
Pacion
10-19-2004, 04:24 PM
:roll: Weeeellllllll. I have never seen such a large lime in my life (one large enough to go over the head of a cat) so, I think that it is not a lime but one of the melon varieties, if no digital enhancement took place :tongue: :twisted: :lol:
pygmalion
10-19-2004, 05:09 PM
Maybe the cat has a really, really tiny head? :eyebrow:
SDsalsaguy
10-19-2004, 05:13 PM
It looks like a kitten to me, so I think a really large lime is possible...
Pacion
10-19-2004, 05:15 PM
If you check out the body SD :wink: it looks to full and furry to be a kitten :lol: