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peachexploration
06-07-2005, 02:12 PM
Don't remember if we did this one before but here is goes again. Was reading through some magazine just now and found some T-shirt quotes that gave me a chuckle.

1. NOT NOW!
I'm working the room.
2. I'M SCIZOPHRENIC
And So Am I :twisted:
3. I'M A Salsera and I do my own stunts! :shock: :lol:

Have you noticed any funny T-shirts lately? :)
DancingMommy
06-07-2005, 02:45 PM
As seen on Hollywood Blvd in a shop window in 1993..... It was that memorable eh?

I Have PMS And A Handgun...
Any Questions?

OR

I Have PMS And A Handgun...
Just Do What I Say And No One Gets Hurt...
chachachacat
06-07-2005, 05:12 PM
Peach, Peachy peach! I LOVE your new avatar!!!!!!!!
peachexploration
06-07-2005, 07:57 PM
Thank you, CCCC! It's a print called "Moved by the Music II" by Alfred Gockel. :D
peachexploration
06-07-2005, 10:32 PM
Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

Computer programmers don't byte They nibble a bit.


:P
lujan
06-07-2005, 10:49 PM
"Can you come back in a couple of beers?"

"If Irish Dancing was meant to be easy it would be called hockey" (ok, so maybe thats hillarious to me because I do Irish Dancing, and one of my good friends plays hockey)

And one I came up with the other day and am having printed next week.

"Yes, I am flirting with you!"

In memory of this lovely girl that I met at dancing who doesn't notice flirting no matter how obvious it is.
kansas49er
06-07-2005, 11:09 PM
My current signature came from a t-shirt

"CLeverly disguised as a responsible adult"
cocodrilo
06-08-2005, 02:24 AM
On one of my student's T-shirts:

"The Mating Season- COPULATION"

on another T-shirt:

"Alcoholic"

on yet another T-shirt:

"Playing with girls is fun but playing with guys is funner"
peachexploration
06-08-2005, 07:04 AM
......on yet another T-shirt:

"Playing with girls is fun but playing with guys is funner"

:lol: :lol:
squirrel
06-08-2005, 07:14 AM
"Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question. YES is the answer!"
dancersdreamland
06-09-2005, 07:57 PM
Peach, Peachy peach! I LOVE your new avatar!!!!!!!!

Ditto!
cocodrilo
06-10-2005, 02:59 AM
At the nursing college where I taught today-

"Fetish- What's yours?"
pygmalion
06-10-2005, 05:29 AM
"Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question. YES is the answer!"

I love this one. :lol: :lol:
cocodrilo
06-21-2005, 05:02 PM
Found these the other day:

Drink.
Pee.
Repeat.


Animals Taste Good.


Clones are People, two.


:lol: