The Dance Rhyme

[DanceMentor]

Rules: say anything you want (especially about dance), but make sure it rhymes. You have to make it up yourself.

I'll start:

A gal named Sue headed out to the dance,
in hopes of finding some romance.

[SDsalsaguy]

She took some lessons for her dance to enhance
But ran off mortified when she split her pants

[DanceMentor]

But the addiction was way too much.
She was using the split in the pants as a crutch.

[SDsalsaguy]

So she changed her attire
And renewed her desire

[DanceMentor]

When she got to the dance Harry said, "Sue"
I laughed so hard, I'll never forget you."

(sorry, I know I lack iambic pentameter, or whatever you call it...but it's just a game).

[Vince A]

And now all the guys stand in line and feud,
You see, cause Sue had decided to dance in the nude.

[Vince A]

All at once, in the middle of a "swing,"
Sue decided to do her very own thing.

[Spitfire]

She relished this with ease
as Sue had once been a striptease.

[DanceMentor]

but then Sue abandoned this sleaze
so the Dance Forum admin she could appease! :lol:

[Vince A]

With a "new look," Sue stands apart,
What new adventure could she now start?

[danceguy]

"What would you like?" said the stripper known as Sue
"I can wiggle, shake and bounce till you drool!"

Then the poor DF Admin was having cold shivers
But soon this turned to sweat that could have made rivers

Taking Sue in hand, he led her to the dance,
Fighting wildly against the strange guest in his pants

As the music started, the couple Waltzed to and fro
Then added some Foxtrot, Swing and Salsa for show

Transfixed by her beauty, entralled by her grace
The poor DM Admin swooned and fell flat on his face!

[DanceMentor]

Oh my gosh Sue said,
Is that a knot on your head?

Yes, it seems the strange guest in my pants (a spider)
crawled up and bit me atop the head
and now my whole body feels like lead
So I must decline any requests to dance

[SDsalsaguy]

Now free from further salacious innuendo
Sue keeps her old torn pants as a personal memento

…of where she’d been before finding partner dancing
& at which she excels and prefers to all other prancing

[Vince A]

So, before anymore time on this we spend,
Let's call it quits. The End!

[SDsalsaguy]

So now we turn to the story of an enthusiastic dancer named Fred
Who from morning to night has nothing but dance in his head…

[danceguy]

Fred wished for great dances and los mujeres in bed,
But his lack of dance skills left him better off dead.

Night after night he would scour the clubs,
He even tried taverns, bars and wild Irish pubs.

Extending his hand, he'd ask every lady in the place,
But he only got laughed at, or slapped in the face.

Lessons he took, learing shines, dips and ducks,
Despite all his efforts, his dancing still sucked.

One fine day though, the gods answered his plea,
By introducing him to a sweet woman named Marie

Her timing was off, her frame softer than jello,
She stood staring at the wall, without a hi or hello.

But after one dance when he stomped on her toes,
And Marie back-led him all night, their love started to grow.

[Swing Kitten]

And with his new love, his heart started to fly.
He joined the Dance Forums. His new name? Scorpionguy.

[suek]

fred and marie can have it all i say
the heat's off of sue, the way it should stay

how did they hear about her pole dancing past?
she's shaken and humbled (yeah it was a gas!)

[danceguy]

We now leave the story of Fred and Marie in the past,
Giving poor ol SG a chance to save his burned a**.

Once in a town, where the beer flowed like wine,
There lived a lady named Krissy who danced bump and grind.

Her movements caught the attention of men young and old,
While the women stood jealous, their husbands they'd scold.

But then one day, a new man arrived on the scene,
Dressed in a sharp black suit, his hair slick and sheen.

Approaching dear Krissy, he entreated her to a Son
Saying "I'm from San Diego, and my name is Jon."

[SDsalsaguy]

:shock:

[dancersdreamland]

This Jon is a blessing, true grace in disguise
His talk is of truth, not deceit and lies...

[SDsalsaguy]

:oops: :oops: :oops:

[ShyDancer]

You guys are so funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am laughing away madly here! Anyone mind if I print this out and attach it to my refrigerator?? It would make a fabulous read for my guests!

[Sabor]

Sensing his passion and love for the dance
She wouldn't meet his eyes, not even a glance

No matter how many times he tried and tried
Krissy's round cheeks ever remained deep fried

Face down she zoned out watching his feet glide
Clogging his unsuspecting nostrils with hair freshly dyed