Dancers Anonymous > !5th February Celebration Thread

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by bordertangoman, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. latingal

    latingal Well-Known Member

    love the mummified cat though....
     
  2. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    there's a better cat version at 'Dirty Dicks' pub in london's east end....
     
  3. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Ossificating Phalanges! From valentine to mummified cats this is the Lateral Thinking Thread; After some jealousy that I had to hide ( my alternative universe ideal woman turned up ie if my karma wasn't so f****in awful this would be the woman I'd spend the rest of my life with, but she's spoken for, to the best of my knowledge. Of course in this parallel universe and I am lot nicer person)

    Time to write some poisoned valentines methinks (sounds of maniacal laughter) :evil:
     
  4. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    theobromine is what's happening to ya... heart-opening, increasing circulation & that feeling of "spirit-building".

    that's what kills dogs when they eat it... they can't metabolize theobromine. thank goodness we can. good stuff...
     
  5. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    talkin' of long words how about " accidental osculation" I go to kiss a friend on the cheek goodbye and she swivels her head and it lands on the lips- Accident? On purpose?

    Mystified by such strangeness
     
  6. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    it happens. then again...

    mebbe this valentine's day will be more interesting that last's, heh...:cool:
     
  7. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    I shall be wearing a crucifix, carying garlic and carrying a gun with a silver bullet;
    you can never take too many precautions............
     
  8. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    lol... methinks thou dost protest too much...
     
  9. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    that is the whole point of this thread............
     
  10. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    what's the name for a valentine's scrooge.

    (personally, am closer to that than its opposite)

    mebbe valentine's scrooges are far more romantic than average... they just don't want to be bothered by mediocre romance... and the exceptional comes along so infrequently.
     
  11. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    I have already had the best kiss of all: a syrupy sticky kiss from my 4 yr old daughter after making cookies. Sweet in every sense! ;)
     
  12. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    If you were closer I'd serenade you with my saxophone :)
     
  13. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    to the tune of Eleanor Rigby

    " Bordertangoman keeps his heart in a jar on the shelf
    Pickled in formalin
    All the lonely people......" etc
     
  14. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    To be released on Feb 14th

    the Valentine Zombie movie where all singles become zombies and seek the blood of those with SOs
     

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