Or alternatively; When you dance close with an attractive woman immediately think to yourself this: "I'm ugly as hell but she's dancing up close - my dancing must be great! Maybe I'm in with a chance after all! Game on!" When you dance close with an unattractive woman immediately think to yourself this: "Hey, you know, she's ugly as hell but she likes to dance close so she's obviously easy! Game on!" I would seriously like to disassociate myself from anything my fingers may have typed during the course of this post. Thank you.