Corrupt-a-wish!

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by thespina13, May 24, 2007.

  1. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    OK. I saw this game on facebook and it's quite funny. I'll just copy and paste the rules:

    Stupid little game I saw in another group while i was procrastinating...
    You make a wish and the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example:

    "I wish for a puppy."

    Next person: "Granted but it hates you and pees on all your favorite clothes... I wish for bigger boobs."

    Next person: "Granted, but one is way bigger than the other."

    And so on and so on... Enjoy and have fun :D

    I'll start it off with a nice easy ruin-able one,
    I wish for a boat-load of money.
  2. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    You're silly, thespina. I love it. :D
    Granted, but it's Mafia laundered money and the cops are after you.
    I wish for a practice floor of my very own.

    T_E
  3. SlowDancer

    SlowDancer New Member

    Granted, but it's deceptively slick and you fell and broke your ankle.
    I wish for a beautiful new American smooth dress.
  4. tj

    tj New Member

    You receive it, but it's only 6" high as it's for a Barbie doll.

    I wish for a new car...
  5. delamusica

    delamusica Active Member

    Granted, but the interior has a mysterious funky smell that you can't get rid of.

    I wish for a nicer apartment.
  6. tj

    tj New Member

    Seinfeld reference, love it!

    The problem with your nicer apartment is that there's a Kenny Rogers' Roaster next door, and your entire apartment glows red.

    I wish for a nice hearty breakfast.
  7. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    Granted! But the taste of heart is starting to nauseate you.

    I wish I were the best dancer in the city!
  8. tj

    tj New Member

    You are! The problem is the city is the London in 28 Weeks Later.

    I wish it was 5pm already so I could leave work!
  9. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Granted, but the alteration in the time-space continuum causes a rip in the fabric of the universe and our galaxy is sucked in a black hole. The gigantic shift in pressure causes everything to go splortch!, including our planet.
    I wish I had five Master degrees right now.

    T_E
  10. tj

    tj New Member

    Yes, except all the jobs you want require a PhD or tell you you're overqualified with all those Masters degrees. Plus each Masters degree cost you $40k, so you now have tuition loans of $200k! (yikes!)

    I wish I was out dancing right now...
  11. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Granted. You're fired from your job, though, because you skipped work to go dancing.
    I wish I owned 200$ worth of MAC products.

    T_E
  12. tj

    tj New Member

    You do, the problem being that you spent $1000 for it.

    I wish I had a fully loaded Ipod.
  13. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    Granted! Loaded with Yianni, Kenny G, Hansen and lite rock from the 80s.

    I wish I never had to worry about blemishes.
  14. tj

    tj New Member

    Zzzzzap!!! You have been magically changed into a frog by a wicked witch. Hey, it's not easy being green.

    I wish for peace on Earth.
  15. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    You've just gone deaf.

    I wish for a good night's sleep.
  16. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    Granted! But now you're in a coma and getting a good day's sleep, and the next night, and the next day...

    I wish I could do five things at once.
  17. quixotedlm

    quixotedlm New Member

    Granted, but you can never do any fewer or any more at once!

    I wish for hope, for happiness and tranquility.
  18. tj

    tj New Member

    "Dear Mr. Q,

    Congratulations! You are the winner of 3 rare Australian Funnel Web spiders, named Hope, Happiness, and Tranquility. They are perfectly harmless as long as you keep them in this childproof... Oh wait... They seem to have gotten out. In your house..."



    I'm wishing for a white Christmas...
  19. anp73ga31

    anp73ga31 Active Member

    ha ha ha ha ha! good one! :uplaugh:
    (sorry, not creative enough to play this game, but its been a hoot to read!)
  20. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Granted. You are driven insane by bad floorcraft and overly rhinestoned shoes. YOu spend the rest of your days (including Christmas) in the white padded room of the mental asylum, wearing your specially tailored white straitjacket.

    I wish I could do perfect rumba walks.

    T_E

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