Dancers Anonymous > Corrupt-a-wish!

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by thespina13, May 24, 2007.

  1. DrDoug

    DrDoug Active Member

    Granted. You can do the most beautiful rumba walks anyone has ever seen. But only when nobody is looking.

    I wish I would stop eating cookies.
  2. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Granted. You stop eating cookies and experience severe withdrawal symptoms because your body has grown used to the chocolate chip goodness.
    I wish I wish I could be given as a present a beautiful Rumba dress tailored to my measurements.

  3. latingal

    latingal Well-Known Member

    ROTFL....the normal state of my dancing. good one.... *grin*

    and I also am not witty enough to play this I'll just lurk. back to your regularly schedule game now....
  4. tanya_the_dancer

    tanya_the_dancer Well-Known Member

    Granted. You have a beautiful rumba dress made to your measurements but the color is all wrong for you and it makes you look 20 years older.

    I wish my house would clean itselt.
  5. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted. Your house got up and went for a swim in the nearest bit of sea or river. Now everything in your house is soaking wet and I daresay there's a couple of fish flopping around on your best carpet.

    I wish someone could live my life for me.
  6. delamusica

    delamusica Active Member

    Granted, but they live it all wrong, and there's nothing you can do but watch and bear it.

    I wish that my final papers were done.
  7. tj

    tj New Member

    They're done, but done by a bunch of monkeys randomly typing on keyboards.

    I wish gasoline was cheaper.
  8. delamusica

    delamusica Active Member

    Haha, nice.

    Gasoline is cheaper, but your car no longer works.

    I wish that I had perfect eyesight.
  9. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Granted. But that perfect eyesight allows you to see only the imperfections in life, none of the beautiful things.

    I wish I could afford dance lessons three times a week for three hours a day!
  10. tj

    tj New Member

    Gotta admit having fun with this game! :cool:

    You can, but those times are 4AM-5AM, 2PM to 2:15PM, 3:15PM-3:30PM, 6:00PM-6:30PM, and midnight to 1AM on Sundays, Tuesdays and Fridays.

    How about this: I wish for more wishes!
  11. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but some have bad results.

    I wish to dance with more of our many talented DF follows.
  12. tanya_the_dancer

    tanya_the_dancer Well-Known Member

    Granted, but you will have to spend $$$ on airfare to visit them.

    I wish for a vacation in Japan.
  13. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but speaking of expensive.
  14. tanya_the_dancer

    tanya_the_dancer Well-Known Member

    Hey, aren't you going to make another wish?
  15. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Ah, I guess I forgot...

    I wish for August to get here quick for my vacation.
  16. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Granted. It's now the 31st of August. :p
    I wish I could stop injuring my poor teacher with my elbows during turns! (happened twice in the past few days, both times it was on the face. :?)

  17. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    But that's what I'M doing!
  18. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted, but now your hitting him with your knees and his eyes are watering!!!

    I wish the rain would stop.
  19. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Granted, but a severe drought follows and it's now too hot to move let alone dance.

    I wish I could learn my choreography faster.
  20. black_light

    black_light New Member

    granted. but you also dance it a lot faster than you should.

    I wish I could ace my exams without studying.

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