Dancers Anonymous > Corrupt-a-wish!

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by thespina13, May 24, 2007.

  1. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    ROTFL! Awwww... poor teacher!

    Granted. You ace your exams after performing sexual favours for the professor, who is very ugly and senile. Unfortunately he's also very horny. Ick. :?
    I wish I wasn't depressed and completely disoriented.

  2. black_light

    black_light New Member

    lol that's SOOOO true!!! :lol:
    sorry, no creative ideas at the moment, I'll leave your wish to someone else.
  3. tanya_the_dancer

    tanya_the_dancer Well-Known Member

    Granted, you're cheerful, completely aware of your surroundings and so alert you cannot fall asleep at night.

    I wish for a warm swimming pool on memorial day weekend
  4. tj

    tj New Member

    Why is his head near her knees? :shock: ;-)

    Done! Problem is, you're in the Funny Farm, but at least none of your 24 personalities are depressed or disoriented.

    I wish I could fly...
  5. tj

    tj New Member

    Doh, I'm late!

    Granted... but you don't want to know why it's warm...

    Repeating my wish: I wish I could fly...
  6. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Granted. You are magically transfigured into an African swallow. You are promptly eaten and digested by a bird of prey.
    I wish I could store vast amounts of knowledge in my head.

  7. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted. but you can't remember where you put your keys.

    Oh how I wish for someone like the Divine Miss W to dance with (EUGENIA PARRILLA)
  8. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Granted, but it's a he in drag.

    I wish my house was clean.
  9. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    It WAS.

    I wish I had a sexy young butler, waiting in my kitchen to make coffee and breakfast for me every morning, finishish me off with a nice massage.
  10. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    But he's a gay burgler and disappears with your jewelery and your Barbara Streisand vinyl collection!

    I wish I could get to a milonga without having to drive for hours!
  11. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but not many there to make it worthwhile.

    I wish for plenty of sunshine.
  12. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    Granted, but now ocean levels have risen, 382 species are now extinct and 95% of North America, excluding the coastal regions that are now submerged, is desert.

    I wish my partner and I could totally nail our routine, making it look slick and professional, and astound my teacher and my partner.
  13. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Granted. Only it's now too slick and perfect and your teacher is plotting your demise. You end up in a ditch somewhere, cut to itty bitty pieces. And yes, he tortures your shoes first for you to see.
    I wish I could find the perfect perfume for me.

  14. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Granted. But after wearing it for one hour it begins making everyone around you so angry they start a fight with you.

    I wish I could find a scrap of motivation today!
  15. tanya_the_dancer

    tanya_the_dancer Well-Known Member

    You found motivation to do totally wrong things.

    I wish I could do my makeup perfectly.
  16. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    you find the scrap and are motivated to go back to bed.

    I wish DF wasn't my only source of communication with the outside world.
  17. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Voila! Perfect application, but you look like a Geisha girl !Saving my wish for next post.
  18. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Granted. You have just been signed up for Time Warner telephone service, but can only accept incoming calls and no one has the number.

    I wish I had somewhere to go dancing tonight.
  19. chandra

    chandra New Member

    Granted, but once you get their, you realize you've forgotten youre shoes!

    I wish I knew Grand Nationals results! (Big westie event this weekend)
  20. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    You get the results but are cornered by a BIG Westie who won't let you get to the betting shop.

    I wish to get unstuck.

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