Dancers Anonymous > Corrupt-a-wish!

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by thespina13, May 24, 2007.

  1. tj

    tj New Member

    You receive some and are listening to it. You find that it's awful and can't stand this new style of music. And it's on *everywhere*.

    I wish for relief from my allergies this morning.
     
  2. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    Granted. You wake up and it's suddenly mid-winter again.

    I wish I were paid more.
     
  3. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Granted - your whole wardrobe is tartan.
    Oh, you said paid, I thought you said plaid. Ah, well....

    Wish all ballroom shoes came in a real 'wide' fitting.
     
  4. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted but they're all for the left foot.

    I wish to be shielded from mediocrity.
     
  5. Granted, but hereon you'll never realize how good you are without mediocrity being around and henceforth you'll be among the ordinary which you wished to be shield from.

    I wish there are more women my age in ballroom.
     
  6. Peaches

    Peaches Well-Known Member

    Granted. But now everyone else is a woman your age, so there are no men as leaders.

    I wish it was time to go home.
     
  7. quixotedlm

    quixotedlm New Member

    Granted. You just found out that you are really not a human but an alien, and your parents are waiting outside the door waiting to kiss you with their oh-so-green and soapy-greasy (yucky) snouts, about to take you away in their flying saucer!

    I wish for courage to be kind, and wisdom to know what's right.
     
  8. LucyDiamond

    LucyDiamond Active Member

    Granted, but you now live in the land of Oz for all eternity.

    I wish I had a new car.
     
  9. quixotedlm

    quixotedlm New Member

    You didn't corrupt my wish. Living in Oz is just fine. You can try again though.

    Granted your wish - your new car is a lemon. :nope:
     
  10. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted. but you are stymied into indecision and inaction by the conflict between what is kind and what is right.

    I wish I could catch a fly and let it out the house.
     
  11. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but in letting the fly out you'll let more in.

    I"m wishing my extra hours at work will continue since I'm getting close to vacation.
     
  12. Granted, but the project that your boss will give you will take weeks to do that will cut into your planned vacation time forcing you to postphone your vacation.

    I wish I can wish away my speeding ticket.
     
  13. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Granted. Speeding ticket has turned into driving without a seat belt, reckless driving and DUI.

    I wish I had a practice partner!!
     
  14. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but whereas you do ballroom your partner does only tap.

    Ok, I feel like I'm running out of wishes. :mrgreen:
     
  15. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    Granted! But he's desperately in love with you, 5'3" and smells like mothballs and mushroom soup.

    I wish there were something decent in the house to cook for supper.
     
  16. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but it's made out of rubber.

    I wish for lower gas prices.
     
  17. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    Granted. Gasoline is $1.25 a gallon, but your pay is $2.75 an hour, rent is $2000 and you now have to decide between eating and having a roof over your head and can no longer afford dance lessons.I wish I could afford to go to Paris.
     
  18. chachachacat

    chachachacat Well-Known Member

    Okay, but it's Paris, Kentucky! :nope: (A mite less sophisticated.)


    I wish I had a new car.:car:
     
  19. quixotedlm

    quixotedlm New Member

    Granted, but it's a lemon ;)

    I wish for a wish that, when corrupted by the next poster, will turn out to be exactly what I want ;)
     
  20. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Don't know if I can help you there.

    I guess I'm out of wishes for the moment.
     

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