Dancers Anonymous > Corrupt-a-wish!

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by thespina13, May 24, 2007.

  1. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted; Elise dance wishes for a knitted romper outfit in pink camel hair yarn
     
  2. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    As nice as that is, the performances were in Alabama.

    Granted. And it unravels completely during her next hot latin comp.

    Wish for more performances at home in HI.
     
  3. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member


    were you interupted or is HI a place?
     
  4. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Granted. HI is a place BTM goes when he's been chewing on the used tea leaves.

    [HI is hawaii for everyone else]

    I wish for a day in the sun on the nice quiet beach...
     
  5. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    granted; in Siberia and the sea is frozen

    I wish not to be treated like a moron
     
  6. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted. you are treated as an imbicile, quite a different thing

    wish for a bar of chocolate with nuts and raisins in
    {oh, thats done it}
     
  7. nucat78

    nucat78 Active Member

    Granted but the nuts are carbide steel and you set off metal detectors in airports for months.

    Wish this @$%#$!!! weather would let up already! It's in the 30s again. $%#@##!!!!
     
  8. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted you have been relieved of @$%#$!!! but have to suffer %%^&**( weather instead. And whats that? Trust me, you would kill to have @$%#$!!!

    I wish I could play the violin like Heifetz did in his prime...
     
  9. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted you can play the violin like Heifetz the quarterback so now you can throw it 150 yards with pin point accuracy.

    I wish for a nice cocktail of v**g*a and prozac
     
  10. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    :shock: - who is going to catch my baby???


    granted.

    Hey, no way I'm corrupting that - who needs to...

    Wish BTM is home when he takes that cocktail
     
  11. RIdancer82

    RIdancer82 New Member

    Granted! and you're visiting him!

    I wish the semester was over already
     
  12. nucat78

    nucat78 Active Member

    Granted. But Fall Sem starts immediately and all your classes are taught by Elise. And she's on a hormone rampage the entire time.

    I wish the minute and a half of DWTS that I just watched looked more promising.
     
  13. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted; half a bottle of Baileys later you are seeing everything in a rose tinted light.

    I wish for two days calm and clarity so i can get this backlog sorted.
     
  14. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted. after 2 days you finally decide to ignite the fire and burn the backlog. Toasted marshmallows anyone?

    I wish for instant sleep *******ment
     
  15. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted you get a packet of instant sleep but no water to mix it in.

    I wish for a better mood
     
  16. nucat78

    nucat78 Active Member

    OT - Outstanding! This gets my vote for best corruption to date. :uplaugh: -BOT
     
  17. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    :)

    granted, you go from loud and grumpy to quiet and grumpy. Everyone else thinks this is a much better mood.

    I wish my stuffed dinosaur was real (hey, have fun!)
     
  18. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted and its lifesize too and wrecks your house, eats your neighbours, then sits down and starts reading Proust's Remembrance of things Past and feels very nostalgic for the Pleistocene and starts to cry giant dinosaur tears.

    I wish I had the time to write my epic sci-fi apocayptic novel
     
  19. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    You just did ;)

    I wish I knew how to treat dinosaur tear syndrome
     
  20. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted you get a load of empty 50 gallon juice drums and retail the dinosaur tears as a quack remedy for just about anything.

    I wish to not procrastinate over the bank hoiday (although posting maybe a dispalcement activity)
     

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