Dancers Anonymous > Corrupt-a-wish!

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by thespina13, May 24, 2007.

  1. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    Granted. You come to the U.S. and save our banks from a forced holiday.

    I wish for a more stable economy and lower gas prices.
     
  2. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted. the banks crash and there is no money for anyone but gas prices go down to 10c/gallon

    I wish this thread was full of optimists
     
  3. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member


    Granted the optimisits believe that global warming will wipe out a large proportion of the human race and improve the world vastly

    I wish for more motivation
     
  4. ThisIsNotMe

    ThisIsNotMe New Member

    Granted. You are highly motivated...to sit in front of the television and do nothing...

    I wish I had time for all of the things that I want to do.
     
  5. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted. you live in a bubble with all the time in the world, but unfortunately, no access to it

    I wish I was one of the surviving optimists :)
     
  6. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted; but you are the only one left on your continent.

    I wish I could be more focussed and organiesd.
     
  7. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted . you're giant eagle-vision orbs look like two large kidneys

    I wish for someone who plays the piano..
     
  8. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    Granted. You get Angel HI....who, unfortunately plays like crap.

    I wish I could play my piano better (...thing was expensive).
     
  9. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted but only the white keys

    I wish for some recognition of my AT teaching skills
     
  10. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted. everyone moves to the next town

    I wish for the energy to go home
     
  11. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    granted like Toto you get whisked up by a whirlwind and are deposited on the roof of your house- but you are in your car at the time so the roof is a bit of a mess.

    I wish to think outside the box
     
  12. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    Granted. Now you're stuck in telemarks.

    I wish for a nice long trip to somewhere exotic.
     
  13. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted (oh, joy) welcome to the heroin joint here in sunny malaya where you will stay for 3 months cleaning hookas and stuffing pipes. Doesn't get much more exotic than this!

    I wish for peace of mind (er, not a piece of mind in case you were going to feed me...)
     
  14. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted but it manifests as profound deafness

    I wish for the thing that I don't know I need but would make me happy ( as long as it doesn't involve a frontal lobotomy)
     
  15. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    A large box of canned herrings in tomato sauce arrives on your doorstep.

    I wish for a lovely day capped by 4 hours of dancing....
     
  16. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Delicious!
     
  17. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    Granted. It was a lovely day in Copenhagen...topped with 4 hours of dancing. Too bad, you're in Canada.

    I wish for an unexpected financial windfall to come my way.
     
  18. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted the wind blows quite steadily and you watch stock markets across the globe fall

    I wish for more decisiveness.
     
  19. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    granted. Your first task is to choose perfect health without happiness or perfect happiness without health.

    I wish I never have to make such a choice!
     
  20. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Hmm strikes that's the sort of command you give a robot to fry its logic circuits
    and would probably lead me to endless procrastination; (thinks aloud " Now to plot my revenge"

    Granted; you are a drooling moron without the mental capacity to understand what a choice is!

    I wish that someone other than E-D grants this wish
     

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