Dancers Anonymous > Corrupt-a-wish!

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by thespina13, May 24, 2007.

  1. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    Granted. You are now besieged by relatives and friends whom you didn't know you had, and have to give your long lost brother, Angel IH half of the winnings.

    I wish my Vette were fixed.
  2. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    It is. And being happily joyridden by the mechanics who have beer in their hands and a cop on their tail.

    I wish I had a hen that laid golden eggs.
  3. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    granted but the yolk doesnt taste any better.

    I wish for a literary inspiration to write
  4. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    Granted. BTM, Meet C. Moore Butts, author of Under the Bleachers.

    I wish for a new job.
  5. chocolatchica

    chocolatchica New Member

    Too say Angel HI. Lol
    Granted.....its the worst possible job you could imagine. In fact every day you do something different that you hate until you change your wish to, "I wish I never had a job"

    Ummm.....I wish that Slavik was my dance partner.....and hubby ;)
  6. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted Slavik the psychopath hunchback of Notre Dame drools at the prospect of becoming your husband and dancing with you.

    I wish for nothing
  7. thespina13

    thespina13 New Member

    Granted. You've acheived Taoist perfect enlightenment after drinking mercury, lead and gold, and "ascend" to become one with the unknowable Tao. Your parents are unbearably stricken at your funeral.

    I wish I were a morning person.
  8. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but you'll be dead tired by noon.

    I wish for a quick tax refund.
  9. Angel HI

    Angel HI Well-Known Member

    Granteed. It only takes a second to calculate and return 10 cents.

    I wish for a nice walk on the beach.
  10. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Granted, but then you'll be bitten by sand fleas.

    I wish for nothing at this moment.
  11. chocolatchica

    chocolatchica New Member

    Granted! You end up in some weird state of being where there is nothing...... That sucks.
    I wish Valentin Chmerkovskiy (Val's partner and Maksim's brother to me more specific) would be my dance partner and boyfriend ;)
    Hope he doesn't read the forums because that would be awkward lol
  12. ThisIsNotMe

    ThisIsNotMe New Member

    Granted, but it turns out he's a complete slob, not to mention the fact that he sleeps all the time...pretty useless as a dance partner, and even more so as a boyfriend.

    I wish I didn't have to travel half an hour to get anywhere (and everywhere).
  13. QPO

    QPO New Member

    granted, but you now have no car and have to walk everywhere in high heels!

    I wish that I could eat anything I want and stay slim

  14. soshedances

    soshedances Active Member

    Granted, but you constantly have the stomach flu and can't keep anything down anyway.

    I wish to go to the beach!
  15. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Granted but the tide went out some hundred years ago.

    I wish I could eat any food without feeling crap.
  16. QPO

    QPO New Member

    Granted, but you can only eat two mouthfuls at a time

    I wish I could dance without having the injuries

  17. QPO

    QPO New Member

    Is this a virus?

  18. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    "language is a virus from outer space"

    William S Burroughs
  19. QPO

    QPO New Member

    I grant you a language virus from outer space

    But I have never been in a flying saucer

  20. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    I see your flying saucer and raise you an asteroid.

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