OK... whooooooah YEAH! 22 pages! I had to catch up speed-reading style. Holy cow. Stilettos and aprons, BM and me and cookies, switching teams, loaf in the oven. DUDES! 1) Yes. Cooking with me MAY be questionable. Only because my passion in the kitchen probably outdoes my passion in the bedroom. 2) Cooking with nothing but an apron would be uncomfortable. I would do it in stilettos though. Yes. 3) I would be the Angelina Jolie of the soap opera, switching teams as needed. However, I would not kiss my brother. I will have as many kids though. 4) Bring on the inappropriate clothing. Can one dance in a corset? Cuz I have one and really want to wear it. Hard to do isolations in a corset I suppose... 5) If Peaches came back from the dead it's because I killed her, brought her to the hospital where tj was the ingenious doctor, who convinced me to donate a kidney and a piece of lung to Peaches, so now she has some of my evil blood in her. I brought her the cookies that BM and I made as a get well present, because as soon as she gets better she'll start having foreign evil impulses and become my protegee. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!