Sometimes you're just here at the wrong time. A Djinn had been locked in a bottle. He thought "The one who will open the bottle and eliberate me, I'll give him 1000 gold coins." Nothing happened for one hundred years. The Djinn thought "The one who will open the bottle and eliberate me, I'll make him the richest man in the world." Nothing happened for one hundred years. Then the Djinn thought "The one who will open the bottle and eliberate me, I'll kill him!" . A poor fisherman found the bottle on the seashore, opened it, and was very surprised by the Djinn's ungrateful behaviour. Yesterday in a milonga I invited a woman because I felt she would not get too many invitations (beginner and unattractive and timid). We danced for a while. I was not even back to my table that a girl came to me and explained:" Can I invite you? I'm a beginner and nobody invites me. I saw you're not too good either." Then a third one, a fourth one. "Hey, am I supposed to dance with all the beginners here?", I thought, and decided to leave. While I was talking to the cloak-room lady to get back my jacket, I heard a voice coming from behind me: "So, you came here tonight too! Will you offer me the next dance?". "No way!", I replied harshly, before turning my head to her and recognizing an advanced, lovely damsel whom I'd usually beg to dance with me.