You have got to read some of these. You know those "positive thinking" plaques? Well here is the hilarious opposite. www.despair.com Click on the links on the right side of this page: http://despair.com/indem.html One of my favorites: Sacrifice - Your Role May be Thankless, But if You're Willing to Give it Your All, You Just May Bring Success to Those Who Outlast You. Mistakes - It Could Be That The Purpose of Your Life is to Serve as a Warning to Others.