HERE YE, HERE YE! It has recently come to my attention that it will be a very long time before I'm eligible for membership in the Insomniacs R' Us club, if ever. Due to this unfortunate acceptance, I've decided to create a new club that is potentially open to everyone: The EARLY RISERS CLUB! The basic rules are quite simple and listed below: 1. You must NEVER go to bed past midnight 2. You must be in bed by 10 pm (10:30 ok if you brush your teeth first) 3. You must get up no later than 6 am (later times accepted if you have a really good excuse, details of which shall not be discussed here) Other criteria that may be substituted for membership: a) You get to work an hour early to do Tai Chi outside the office b) You eat your lunch while you work, then exercise during your lunch break c) You get up and go jogging in the morning (riding a treadmill while for sissies, may also be accepted) d) You don't own or watch television e) You know what cold-water dousing is f) You exercise 3 or more times a day (in addition to dance) Criteria that will most certainly terminate your membership (or bar you from it for life): a) You go to bed later than an Early Riser wakes up b) You start your night out dancing after an Early Riser goes to bed c) You work a graveyard shift d) You skip breakfast in the morning e) All of the local club owners know you by name Any potentially qualified applicants may reply to this message for consideration. *Note - Anyone who engages in the practice of Tai Chi, Yoga, Mongolian Throat Singing, Wave Punching or Bellydancing may be able to bypass all of said rules. SueK - If you've ever studied Chen style, then you're already in.