Discussion in 'Funstuff and Inspiration' started by DanceMentor, May 21, 2006.
Good ones, WW! :banana: :cheers: :bouncy:
What has four legs and one arm?
One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma .."
Q: What did one math textbook say to the other?
A: Boy, do you have a lot of problems.
Where do fish keep their money?
The River Bank... (Of course!)
A four-year-old girl walks into the pet shop "Please sir, I'd like a bunny rabbit for a pet."
The owner takes the girl to the rabbit cages, and shows her a few. "Now this one is all white with pink eyes. This one is a pretty shade of brown. And this one is black and white with long floppy ears. So which one do you think is the cutest?"
The girl looks up at the owner and says, "Really mister, I don't think my pet boa constrictor will care."
What's the best kind of water to dance on?
or whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Little Emily rushed home excitedly from school. When her mother asked her why she was so elated, Emily said, "I got a 100 in school!" Her mother asked her what subject she got the 100 in.
Emily replied, "I got a 40 in math, and a 60 in spelling!"
How many dance teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 6 7 8 and they had to do it again...
I couldn't resist posting this on my FB
Dance teachers do not screw in lightbulbs.
They screw in between competition rounds.
You just took that to another level...
Did you hear about the standard dancer that was always dropping his left side left side?
He's all right now.
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