Funstuff and Inspiration > Heard any good jokes? (keep it clean and polite)

Discussion in 'Funstuff and Inspiration' started by DanceMentor, May 21, 2006.

  1. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    Good ones, WW! :banana: :cheers: :bouncy:
     
  2. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    Ha! :cheers:
     
  3. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    What has four legs and one arm?

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    A rottweiler.
     
  4. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt.
    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,
    "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma .."
     
  5. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    Q: What did one math textbook say to the other?


    A: Boy, do you have a lot of problems.
     
  6. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    Where do fish keep their money?

    The River Bank... (Of course!) :)
     
  7. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    A four-year-old girl walks into the pet shop "Please sir, I'd like a bunny rabbit for a pet."

    The owner takes the girl to the rabbit cages, and shows her a few. "Now this one is all white with pink eyes. This one is a pretty shade of brown. And this one is black and white with long floppy ears. So which one do you think is the cutest?"

    The girl looks up at the owner and says, "Really mister, I don't think my pet boa constrictor will care."
     
  8. Ray Sison

    Ray Sison New Member

    What's the best kind of water to dance on?

    Tap Water!
     
  9. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    or whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

    A rottweiler
     
  10. Aura

    Aura Active Member

    Little Emily rushed home excitedly from school. When her mother asked her why she was so elated, Emily said, "I got a 100 in school!" Her mother asked her what subject she got the 100 in.

    Emily replied, "I got a 40 in math, and a 60 in spelling!"
     
  11. alexandrahweis

    alexandrahweis Active Member

    How many dance teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 6 7 8 and they had to do it again...
     
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  12. chomsky

    chomsky Well-Known Member

    I couldn't resist posting this on my FB
     
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  13. Soulmate61

    Soulmate61 Active Member

    Dance teachers do not screw in lightbulbs.
    They screw in between competition rounds.
     
  14. alexandrahweis

    alexandrahweis Active Member

    You just took that to another level...
     
  15. DanceMentor

    DanceMentor Administrator

    Did you hear about the standard dancer that was always dropping his left side left side?
    He's all right now.
     

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