I heard it! I was all like "duh, what mean Clayve" (no, actually I know it was benountsd "clah-vay" sort of) So I set about finding my old "how to dance even if you are a great stewpit idiot" book, and found my old DLG cd, and figured it out! Why- Salsa is FUN, did you KNOW that? I had no idea. Well, NOW I have become an EXPERT, and shall henceforth spread the gospel that is Salsa to mine frendmity and mine enmity alike, notably J, who, since he won't ride horses with me, will HAVE to learn to dance while I learn too! Oh, funfunfunfun!! I should change my handle. I just might. What a happy day. See what wonderful things the gainfully unemployed losers can contrive in spare time?