Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by elisedance, Jun 14, 2007.
made for the river , when the road collapsed under the weight of red traveling crabs.
The weight of red travelling crabs was such that Spongebob had to ditch the last two buckets of his catch and leave them to Ed the Shark
Ed the shark was an alter ego of Ed the dancer, indeed, offensive leads were a major part of her helathy diet
Helathy D'Iet the Ine Indian mystic got lost on the London Underground; when asked how he managed this he said "its a complete mystery to me."
Its a complete myster to me how this thread never seems to get boring. Oh, at lieast up to this post.....
bit of a plain one for you, isnt it?!!
here's one to make up ..
At least up to this post Fred's Great Wall of America had gone in a straight line : but the pizza factory in Peoria insisted he go round them, so after 1200 miles he had to make his 10 foot wall go off on a tangent...
a tan gent looked at the back his knees and wondered what the proper name for them was.
the proper name for them was, Uttenguttenburg, it was a relatively common name from the town of Suttenguttenburg, where every second person had that name.
From the town of Suttenguttenburg, where every second person had that name, came a number of German celebrities : the posh impresario "Three Piece" Suttenguttenberg, the cyclist Perse Suttenguttenberg and the comedy turn "Monkey" Suttenguttenberg.
the comedy turn "Monkey" Suttenguttenberg was followed by the acrobats: Zumersaultenturn Suttenguttenbergs; the magician: Abracadan Suttenguttenberg;
A bra cad, Ansutten Guttenberg, was known for surupticiously twanging the rear-strap elastic of women sipping tea at the King George V Hotel and Luncheon Room
The Luncheon Room at Milliways had a great view of the End of the Universe.
The end of the universe was announced three days after the explosion and for some reason the Government Representative could not see the irony
the Government representative could not see the irony that the End of the Universe project had gone £120 million over budget because the Ministry of Defence insisted on using high powered supernovas for the background lighting rather than the more cost-efficient Red Dwarf stars.
cost-efficient Red Dwarf stars are becoming dime a dozen, but I hear that a super star is taking over and trying to put them out of business.
Out of bus in Essen, and into a taxi in Frakfurt, this trip to Germany was becoming a travel bore
a travel bore, is the worst thing that you have to deal with when you are stuck on a bus for 14 hours. Thank goodness for my eye shades I can pretend to be asleep.
tend to be asleep ;thought the zen master about his novices.
his novices, were lined up in readiness for their first performance. Their tools of trade in hand, saw, washboard, pot and stick.
St Ignatius was most famous for saving the Cross of the Covernant. It was only after his death that it was revealed that the timbers were actually the frame for Mother Graftons new barn roof....
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