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Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by elisedance, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. QPO

    QPO New Member

    made for the river , when the road collapsed under the weight of red traveling crabs.
     
  2. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    The weight of red travelling crabs was such that Spongebob had to ditch the last two buckets of his catch and leave them to Ed the Shark
     
  3. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Ed the shark was an alter ego of Ed the dancer, indeed, offensive leads were a major part of her helathy diet
     
  4. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    Helathy D'Iet the Ine Indian mystic got lost on the London Underground; when asked how he managed this he said "its a complete mystery to me."
     
  5. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Its a complete myster to me how this thread never seems to get boring. Oh, at lieast up to this post.....
     
  6. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    bit of a plain one for you, isnt it?!!

    here's one to make up ..

    At least up to this post Fred's Great Wall of America had gone in a straight line : but the pizza factory in Peoria insisted he go round them, so after 1200 miles he had to make his 10 foot wall go off on a tangent...
     
  7. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    a tan gent looked at the back his knees and wondered what the proper name for them was.
     
  8. QPO

    QPO New Member

    the proper name for them was, Uttenguttenburg, it was a relatively common name from the town of Suttenguttenburg, where every second person had that name.
     
  9. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    From the town of Suttenguttenburg, where every second person had that name, came a number of German celebrities : the posh impresario "Three Piece" Suttenguttenberg, the cyclist Perse Suttenguttenberg and the comedy turn "Monkey" Suttenguttenberg.
     
  10. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    the comedy turn "Monkey" Suttenguttenberg was followed by the acrobats: Zumersaultenturn Suttenguttenbergs; the magician: Abracadan Suttenguttenberg;
     
  11. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    A bra cad, Ansutten Guttenberg, was known for surupticiously twanging the rear-strap elastic of women sipping tea at the King George V Hotel and Luncheon Room
     
  12. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    The Luncheon Room at Milliways had a great view of the End of the Universe.
     
  13. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    The end of the universe was announced three days after the explosion and for some reason the Government Representative could not see the irony
     
  14. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    the Government representative could not see the irony that the End of the Universe project had gone £120 million over budget because the Ministry of Defence insisted on using high powered supernovas for the background lighting rather than the more cost-efficient Red Dwarf stars.
     
  15. QPO

    QPO New Member

    cost-efficient Red Dwarf stars are becoming dime a dozen, but I hear that a super star is taking over and trying to put them out of business.
     
  16. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Out of bus in Essen, and into a taxi in Frakfurt, this trip to Germany was becoming a travel bore
     
  17. QPO

    QPO New Member

    a travel bore, is the worst thing that you have to deal with when you are stuck on a bus for 14 hours. Thank goodness for my eye shades I can pretend to be asleep.
     
  18. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    tend to be asleep ;thought the zen master about his novices.
     
  19. QPO

    QPO New Member

    his novices, were lined up in readiness for their first performance. Their tools of trade in hand, saw, washboard, pot and stick.
     
  20. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    St Ignatius was most famous for saving the Cross of the Covernant. It was only after his death that it was revealed that the timbers were actually the frame for Mother Graftons new barn roof....
     

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