Dancers Anonymous > phrase add a phrase

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by elisedance, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. Sandcastles

    Sandcastles New Member

    The splits can cause you to tear a muscle.
     
  2. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    tearing a muscle is bad for your saturday nite...
     
  3. tj

    tj New Member

    Your Saturday night is spent in traction.
     
  4. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    toughie

    Spending on traction is essential for managing a farm

    ??
     
  5. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    managing a farm is better than kicking the bucket
     
  6. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Kicking the bucket is a way to handle frustration.
     
  7. chachachacat

    chachachacat Well-Known Member

    If you can't handle the frustration another day, you can always kick the bucket.
     
  8. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    BEEP, thats back to the one before - new rule - it has to be different...

    handle the frustration or drop out of the game :)
     
  9. tj

    tj New Member

    Drop out of the game or make new rules!
     
  10. Spitfire

    Spitfire Well-Known Member

    Make new rules; I hate the old ones.
     
  11. tj

    tj New Member

    Hating the old ones will incur the wrath of the Elder Gods. (too obscure? see HP Lovecraft... :wink: thought I'd make a tough one for us)
     
  12. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    the wrath of the elder gods melts away after one of laura's tiki martinis...
     
  13. tj

    tj New Member

    (I can see that was way too easy! :wink: )

    After another one of Laura's tiki martinis, we're all jumping in the hot tub.
     
  14. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Jumping in a hot tub cures nudists
     
  15. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    curing nudists require noxious chemicals
     
  16. LucyDiamond

    LucyDiamond Active Member

    noxious chemicals killed the rabbit
     
  17. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    Killing the rabbit sounds like an interesting euphemism
     
  18. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Hate the old ones and you get no inheritance
     
  19. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    (I think you skipped a lot of posts...)

    No inheritance makes for bad programming
     
  20. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    bad programming gets great audiences
     

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