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Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by elisedance, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    I agree - but what do you think for?
     
  2. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    Great audiences are created by short speeches
     
  3. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Short speeches are better than short breeches
     
  4. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    short breeches went out with the 19th century
     
  5. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    Out with the 19th century, in with the nude.
     
  6. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    nude is in on my favorite beaches
     
  7. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    My favorite beaches don't include beached whales
     
  8. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    beached whales are better than belching whales
     
  9. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    belching whales need to learn manners
     
  10. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    learning manners teaches holding spanners
     
  11. LucyDiamond

    LucyDiamond Active Member

    <What is a holding spanner?>
     
  12. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    oops. ever played Clue? As in, Mr Mustard (murderer) in the conservatory (location) with a spanner (murder implement).

    Spanner: an open-sided wrench for nuts (er, as in nuts and bolts). I picked it because it rhymed nicely with 'manners'

    Better do this myself:

    learning manners teaches holding spanners

    Hold a spanner to wrench a nut.
     
  13. tj

    tj New Member

    Wrench a nut by using your gut.
     
  14. LucyDiamond

    LucyDiamond Active Member

    <These don't have to rhyme, do they?>
     
  15. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    using your gut makes for an ugly foxtrot
     
  16. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    a ugly foxtrot is still better than grope and sway
     
  17. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    grope and sway goes nicely with a five-margarita saturday nite
     
  18. tj

    tj New Member

    A grope and sway will keep all the better dancers away!
     
  19. tj

    tj New Member

    Darn, as usual, too late...

    A five margarita Saturday night makes for a five aspirin Sunday morning.
     
  20. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    a five-aspirin sunday morning is rare for me
     

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