Dancers Anonymous > phrase add a phrase

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by elisedance, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    I dont go to work when my partner calls
     
  2. tj

    tj New Member

    When your partner calls, the doorbell also rings.
     
  3. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    if the doorbell rings don't answer it
     
  4. LucyDiamond

    LucyDiamond Active Member

    if you don't answer the door, you'll miss the crew from the publishers clearing house with a million dollar check made out to you.
     
  5. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    a million dollar check made out to you was found to be publishers clearning house dummy...
     
  6. tj

    tj New Member

    A Publishers Clearing House Dummy has replaced Ed MacMahon as spokesmodel.
     
  7. LucyDiamond

    LucyDiamond Active Member

    Ed MacMahon was replaced as spokesmodel to take over the roll of co-host on DWTS.
     
  8. tj

    tj New Member

    The role of DWTS co-host must now pass judgment while uttering a gregorian chant.
     
  9. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    While uttering a Gregorian chant, the world ends
     
  10. tj

    tj New Member

    The world ends, because we have stopped dancing.
     
  11. LucyDiamond

    LucyDiamond Active Member

    We have stopped dancing, NOT because we grow old.
     
  12. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    because we grow old, jell-o is in our future
     
  13. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    jello is in your future if you like cooking out of a box
     
  14. BM

    BM New Member

    You like cooking out of a box particularly if you are living in one.
     
  15. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    If you are living in one [box], make sure you have plenty of duct tape
     
  16. BM

    BM New Member

    Make sure you have plenty of duct tape if you are boarding a ship called "Titanic."
     
  17. NielsenE

    NielsenE Active Member

    If you are boarding a ship called "Titanic", be prepared for horrible paso dobles
     
  18. BM

    BM New Member

    Be prepared for horrible paso dobles when newcomers attempt open choreography.
     
  19. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Never attempt open choreography in a beginners class
     
  20. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    choreography in beginners classes is mostly not stepping on toes
    (didn't like last answer!)
     

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