Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by elisedance, Jun 14, 2007.
I dont go to work when my partner calls
When your partner calls, the doorbell also rings.
if the doorbell rings don't answer it
if you don't answer the door, you'll miss the crew from the publishers clearing house with a million dollar check made out to you.
a million dollar check made out to you was found to be publishers clearning house dummy...
A Publishers Clearing House Dummy has replaced Ed MacMahon as spokesmodel.
Ed MacMahon was replaced as spokesmodel to take over the roll of co-host on DWTS.
The role of DWTS co-host must now pass judgment while uttering a gregorian chant.
While uttering a Gregorian chant, the world ends
The world ends, because we have stopped dancing.
We have stopped dancing, NOT because we grow old.
because we grow old, jell-o is in our future
jello is in your future if you like cooking out of a box
You like cooking out of a box particularly if you are living in one.
If you are living in one [box], make sure you have plenty of duct tape
Make sure you have plenty of duct tape if you are boarding a ship called "Titanic."
If you are boarding a ship called "Titanic", be prepared for horrible paso dobles
Be prepared for horrible paso dobles when newcomers attempt open choreography.
Never attempt open choreography in a beginners class
choreography in beginners classes is mostly not stepping on toes
(didn't like last answer!)
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