Salsa > sexy salsa teacher

Discussion in 'Salsa' started by IsabellaCruella, May 3, 2005.

  1. Pacion

    Pacion New Member

    Sniff, Sniff! Are you forgetting the one and only (very pinkly dressed and accessorised!) Barbara Cartland? She was so good with her formula and prolific, I think she left something like 700 or 900 books to be published after her death? (If I remember correctly, she died in her 90s and possibly later, and was dictating text to her secretary up until then!)
  2. cocodrilo

    cocodrilo New Member

    Romance novels? Yawn, scratch scratch. Reality is MUCH more interesting... 8)
  3. Pacion

    Pacion New Member

    But the stench is greater... :?
  4. cocodrilo

    cocodrilo New Member

    Reality bites, but it doesn't stink!(does it?)
  5. Pacion

    Pacion New Member

    :lol: it can do :wink:
  6. pygmalion

    pygmalion Well-Known Member

    Yeah. But her books cost more. I not only want escapist fantasy. I want cheap escapist fantasy. :lol: :lol:
  7. Pacion

    Pacion New Member

    rotfl! :lol:
  8. pygmalion

    pygmalion Well-Known Member

    According to the online dictionary at, prat is, "buttocks: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on" Also known as arse (or pain therein?) So yeah. Idiot works, too. :lol: :lol:
  9. lily

    lily Member

    Really? :eek: Hehe! :lol:
  10. Twilight_Elena

    Twilight_Elena Well-Known Member

    Harlequins are essential to a young adult's education. You get to learn phrases such as "her bosom heaved" or "'You will never get me, Tristan!' she cried". Now that's going to enrich Creative Writing courses.

    Twilight Elena
  11. Purr

    Purr Well-Known Member

    Great! I've learned a new word. And I know just how I'm going to use it! :D :wink:
  12. squirrel

    squirrel New Member


    I hate Harlequin, in the sense that I never buy it! (Russian novels, South American writers and literature classics of Anglo-Saxon origin are far more interesting to me)... Harlequin - bleah!

    I used to read such novels in an hour or so...

    I watch telenovellas at times - does this count?
  13. pygmalion

    pygmalion Well-Known Member

    Absolutely! I've never seen such unrealistic drivel. That's gotta count for something. :lol: :lol:
  14. Pebbles

    Pebbles New Member

  15. cocodrilo

    cocodrilo New Member

    You should see the Korean dramas that are imported and the latest rage in Japan- the heroine is crying every 5 minutes. :roll:
  16. pygmalion

    pygmalion Well-Known Member

    They're hilarious good fun. I watch the Mexican ones that are totally spoken in Spanish. So I catch a word here and there, but for the most part have no clue what they're actually saying.

    The acting is so predictable and overblown, even I know what's going on the whole time. It's a hoot to watch. :lol: :lol: 8)
  17. Pacion

    Pacion New Member

    :? At best, you could miss for six weeks and still know what is going on.

    At worst, you could miss five seasons, an still know what is going on/what went on :? :lol:
  18. pygmalion

    pygmalion Well-Known Member

    What is this thread about? :lol: :lol:
  19. Pacion

    Pacion New Member

    Novelas? :wink: :lol:
  20. Sagitta

    Sagitta Well-Known Member

    I think you are beginning to have the right idea. :)

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