Dancers Anonymous > So why *did* the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by SDsalsaguy, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member


    ... Because those rooster boys were hotter on the other side

    ... Because she'd seen all the shops on that side of the street

    ... Because there was a handbag in the sales for $29.95 and she couldnt afford to miss out on it

    ... Because she simply felt like it :p

    (And that's why I enjoy going shopping with a chicken!)

    Puts on flame coat and awaits roasting ... :cool:
  2. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    because he was invited to the celebrity roast
    (put that also in the 'people who don't understand the concept' file)_
  3. BananaDance

    BananaDance New Member

  4. BananaDance

    BananaDance New Member

    :carrot: :taco: :pepper: :pickle: :banana:
  5. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Hi BD - I hope you have a little more to share :)
  6. BananaDance

    BananaDance New Member

  7. BananaDance

    BananaDance New Member

    :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: lol
  8. latingal

    latingal Well-Known Member

    Okay, either BD posts more than dancing bananas and odd words or we zap him/her. And I'm only half joking....
  9. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    I'm all for making banana spit... ;)
  10. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    hmmm... I think we need to barbeque him .... yumm

    Why did the banana cross the road?
    Because he was adopted by a broody hen

  11. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    the sidewalk was too crowded with indecisive chickens...
  12. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    ... because he was a cantankerous little sod and wanted to leave his coat in the middle of the road
  13. cornutt

    cornutt Well-Known Member

    He knew he shoulda made a left toin at Albuhquiokie!
  14. flashdance

    flashdance Active Member

    chick chick chick chicken... lay a little egg for me...
  15. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    ... to get away from the scarey bunny rabbit :tongue:
  16. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    are we back on chicks or still on idling bananas?
  17. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    it's a slippery road from one to the other...

    maybe we should run over the banana


    :car: :banana:

    bang crash mush ...
  18. soshedances

    soshedances Active Member

    If a car ran over a multitude of bananas, would it have the same effect as a person slipping on just one banana peel?
  19. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    depends whether there was anyone in the forest to hear it
  20. flashdance

    flashdance Active Member

    Why didn't princess Anna Banana return to the Kingdom of Musa?

    - A royal edict to Ban Anna forever.

    What do you call the Banana that gets all the girls?

    - A Banana Smoothie

    P.S. this is anna banana


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