Dancers Anonymous > So why *did* the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by SDsalsaguy, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    OK that does it - back to the chickens I think. Before we mix in the auction and end up in the banana custard...



    banana custard? now there's an idea for my new custard pot.... :)
     
  2. cornutt

    cornutt Well-Known Member

    Was she in Bananarama?
     
  3. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    No not enough lipstick ...

    (Werent we going back to the chickens?)
     
  4. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    to get away from the banana jokes...
     
  5. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    Normally, chickens cant cross roads as they get distracted by something on the way. Then they get run over by a passing car. However, with the help of banana skins, scientists at Purdoe University have managed to make the chicken *cross* the road. Yes, folks, this is a major scientific breakthrough. By tieing banana skins to each foot, the chicken was able to ski from one side of the road to the other. The banana skins were so slippy that it was unable to get distracted and instead kept moving in a straight line. Scientists are hailing the discovery as a "once in a lifetime technological breakthrough".

    Lead scientist Mr P N Beer was available for comment, but was unable to express himself without talking about quantum mechanics.

    Scientists are now hoping to harness banana power in their quest for a renewable energy source.
     
  6. soshedances

    soshedances Active Member

    :uplaugh:
     
  7. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    OK so has anyone actually slipped on a banana skin? I tried it once (I know, you might have guessed). Its like trying to slip on one of those rubber bath inserts.

    So where did the myth of slippery banana skins actually come from? (now if thats not a new thread I don't know what is...)
     
  8. waltzgirl

    waltzgirl Active Member

    Did you have the skin side up or down?
     
  9. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    good question.
    [back to the laboratory...] stick, stick, OOOOPS
     
  10. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    and repeat 100 times!
     
  11. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    "100 times"
    OK, so now what
     
  12. emeralddancer

    emeralddancer Active Member

    So between chickens crossing roads, bananas (with no mention of monkeys BUT mentioning slippery ones), quantum mechanics, oh and cannibals ....Um what next I say? What next?

    (btw ... don't monkey's AND bananas go together? Much like Pretzels and beer?) ;)
     
  13. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    Errr .. is that usually how you conduct your experiments?!


    OK then clever - why did the monkey *cross* the road ?

    (Assume that he is not duct-taped to the chicken :cool: )
     
  14. emeralddancer

    emeralddancer Active Member


    Smart *Bleep*:cool::p
     
  15. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    And proud :p
     

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