Dancers Anonymous > So, why did the DFers cross the road...

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by elisedance, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    Let the other side be "Devon" and lo a cream tea appeared ...
     
  2. emeralddancer

    emeralddancer Active Member

    I'd like green tea please ....
     
  3. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    in that case the other side of the road is San Francisco :cool:
     
  4. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    IN an attempt to discover why DFers cross the road the Brighton County Government brought in heavy construction equipment and dug the Eastborne to Bexhil road up completely. They found rocks and clay soil underneath plus three cobble stones dated to the Roman ear.

    They concluded in their brilliant and far reaching research effort that a road is really a flattened pile of dirt. They also had to admit that they had failed in their mission and that the answer must lie on the other side. The plan now is to bring in blasters and raise the buildings lining the afore mentioned road seeking the answer to the conundrum to the enigma to the puzzle to the riddle of why do the DFers cross the road? TBC
     
  5. 2totango

    2totango New Member

    You know, at this point, I really don't care WHY the DFer's crossed the road....although the cream tea is certainly an incentive!
     
  6. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    well, then technically they did not cross the road, at least of their own volition, they were crossed..
     
  7. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Isn't that a bit like sayign 'I have no time for modern medicine but MRI scans are essential' ;)

    To get an MRI scan after attempting lifts
     
  8. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    yes P&B its a global phenomenon, they are also crossing Rt 42...
     
  9. 2totango

    2totango New Member

    Hmmmm......must ponder.
     
  10. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    Are you sure you're not mixing your metaphors there? :rolleyes:

    I could always be bribed by a cream tea but I think I could resist the four hour wait for the MRI scan ...

    Alternatively free dance lessons would do just as well :cool:
     
  11. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    Alternatively : they crossed the road because when the lights beeped at them, like Pavlov's dogs they only had one response : one-two-three-pivot one-two-three-pivot
     
  12. 2totango

    2totango New Member

    Uh, are you saying that we DFer's are conditioned?
     
  13. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    no actually I was mixing my margarita.... what were we talking about?
     
  14. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    to wax poetic about the view of the other side from the other side...
     
  15. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    I don't think he was, reconditioned perhaps....

    to get a foot upgrade....
     
  16. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    one slightly battered set of feet, 60 000 miles on the (dance) clock, PAS, no airbags but well padded, turn on a sixpence, 1 owner ...
     
  17. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    because i won a crossing on ebay
     
  18. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    to cross their destinies
     
  19. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    to make their ex's cross...
     

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