And that is equally hilarious... as long as it is not true. But who knows... "One time I had a teacher spend 20 minutes holding hands and walking round a room with me. Another time there was one who had me take a certain number of steps, then stop, then step again a certain number of times, stop again, etc. (and apparently I never got it right) without doing any actual tango. Fortunately in group classes this nonsense never happens because there are lots of people there and it would cause a riot. Also the group classes cost less, as the teacher's compensation is spread over more pupils. But the key thing is that they stick to the actual tango and don't get distracted."