Dancers Anonymous > You can't read this and stay in a bad mood ...

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by peachexploration, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. peachexploration

    peachexploration New Member

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psycho Path

    4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    5. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick

    6. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese.

    7. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.

    8. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko..

    9. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk.

    10. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite.

    11. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

    12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.

    13. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.

    14. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    15. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile. :lol: :lol:
     
  2. Sagitta

    Sagitta Well-Known Member

    nope. :wink:
     
  3. DanceMentor

    DanceMentor Administrator

    They did make me laugh. :lol:
    Thanks for sharing.
     
  4. danceguy

    danceguy New Member

    Thanks so much Peach...I needed to laugh! :lol:

    I hadn't heard some of those in a long time...quattro cinco...that's ones a classic. :)

    Years ago there used to be this little Nacho stand called "Nacho Mamas"...and my friends I couldn't go 10 seconds without a barrage of "yo mama" jokes...and they had great nachos as I recall.

    Hmm, I wonder if its still there...haven't been by it in a good 10-11 years. ;)

    SG
     
  5. peachexploration

    peachexploration New Member

    Yes they did, Sagitta. I saw you giggle a couple of times. I can see through cyberspace. :raisebro: :lol: :lol: :wink:
     
  6. peachexploration

    peachexploration New Member

    Yeah SG, I have this recipe called "Not 'Yo Mamas Banana Pudding" and it does the same thing to me. So when I make it and someone asks me what it is, I say the name with total attitude. Gives people quite a chuckle. :lol:
     
  7. Kitty

    Kitty New Member

    English has to be very good to be able to laugh at those jokes... I only got half of them
     
  8. SDsalsaguy

    SDsalsaguy Administrator Staff Member

    Good point Kitty... :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  9. Pacion

    Pacion New Member

    And accents :(

    Thanks Peach :lol:
     

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