You know you're an old dancer when... *"Victor," to you, means Veyrasset, not Fung. *You have seen Ron Montez and Liz Curtis dance together. *You still think of Gary McDonald as "Brian and Kristi's son," and in your mind's eye, he's still 25. *You see the name "Ballas" on the Blackpool results, and figure it must be Corky & Shirley's child. *You see Sam Sodano at a comp, tell him he checked you out as an instructor in 19xx, and he's horrified at how long ago that was!