Dancers Anonymous > You Might Be a Lindy Hopper If ...

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by pygmalion, Nov 15, 2003.

  1. pygmalion

    pygmalion Well-Known Member

    Cool stuff from (scroll to the bottom of the page for lots more, or post your own! :D)

    Hi Lindy Hoppers!!!
    You may just be a Lindy Hopper...If

    Steve Bailey and Buck Smolow have come up with a new "thing to do." That is, how would you complete the statement: "You might be a Lindy Hopper if..."

    Thanks to Buck and Steve, here are a few to start:

    You might be a Lindy Hopper if...
    more than one person can fit in your pants.
    the word Kip doesn't bring to mind memories of a girl named Buffy.
    its possible that your nipples are not visible above your pants.
    you think its cool to wear short, fat, ties.
    you take the mirrors off your ceiling and put them on the walls.
    a fly is not something you swat with a newspaper.
    someone says "nice whip" and they are not complementing your dungeon accessories.
    you have Swedish envy
    you have black and white feet
    you go Lindy Hopping on the way to a Lindy Hop lesson
    you eat more than your own weight in food every day
    the first question you ask a girl is "How much do you weigh?"
    you think that the next number after eight is one
    when you pick up girls, you pick up girls...
    you look at height, not underwear
  2. suek

    suek New Member

    First I got offended, then I laughed out loud. Here are the two I love:
    oh yeah
    double oh yeah

    i may add more...
  3. pygmalion

    pygmalion Well-Known Member

    :D No offense intended. Not MY idea. Words direct from the lindy-hoppers themselves. :D

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