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Description: This is my pet cat, His name is Cookie.
Date Added: December 28, 2003 03:33:59 AM
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Published by: NeoDevin  [More photos from NeoDevin]
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ballroomboilergirl:January 02, 2004 14:10
Awwww....I love cats so much! Wish I had one..:( Cookie is an adorable name for a old is he?

NeoDevin:January 02, 2004 16:43
Not exactly sure how old he is. Somewhere around 3 or 4.

NeoDevin:January 02, 2004 20:59
Things Cats Must Remember

(ok. . . things we would like cats to remember)

Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

If I play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.

If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.

The guinea pig likes to sleep once in a while. I will not watch him constantly.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at nothing right after my human has finished watching "The X-Files."

My human is capable of cooking bacon and eggs without my help.

Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

No matter how dangly and attractive they are, my human's earrings are not cat toys.

The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.

I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat.

I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer.

It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee.

If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.

The goldfish likes living in water and must be allowed to remain in its bowl.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.

The large dog in the back yard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it.

If I must give a present to my human's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live cockroach, even if it isn't as tasty.

As talented as I may be with kitty litter, my human will not be impressed with my attempts to build sand castles in the litter box.

SDsalsaguy:January 03, 2004 1:11
How about: Just because it's my name doesn't mean I'm supposed to eat them?

NeoDevin:January 05, 2004 16:41
Haha, he doesn't actually like cookies. He prefers to eat all the leaves off of my nice plants. It's really annoying, you take all the time to grow something, then he decides it's tasty, and it has no leaves left at the end of the day.

SDsalsaguy:January 06, 2004 2:52
Here's a cat story for you... I remember years and years ago my sister and I were visiting my dad and my step mom and, on this particular night, they had to go out to some function. Well, before they left my step mom coked some food for us that she left on the stovetop for us to heat up when we got hungry. Well, she was sure to cover the hot dogs (yes, this was years before I went vegetarian) but who knew that the cat was going to go nuts over peas??? When my sister and I went to get our food, there was the cat, her entire head in the pot of peas, and very few peas left in the pot! :sad:

NeoDevin:January 06, 2004 20:48
Haha, that's good. My cat enjoys eating leaves and shredding paper. I have to make sure I don't leave any important assignments out when I go out or even to bed.


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