followers who dance with me can't read me either. they all do their own happy dance because they can't tell what i'm trying to lead them. then we run around the dance floor amok stepping on all theose pretty feet, until the bouncer throws me out. i then go to the next club and do this again, until it's nappy time. girls love dancing with me because i never make them do anything they are not crazy enough to do themselves anyway. and it brings them a lot of attention. after i'm gone, lots of old creepy men flock them for close embrace dances - and they lovvvee the male attention
the next week, i wear make up to look like someone else and go to the same club.