My coach, soon after having a baby, described my dancing that day like a quality car seat. There's the car seats that are cheap and, while they are functional, don't look all that nice or put together. On that I looked like a quality stitched car seat.
I can neither confirm nor deny that my pro and I have been in discussions about a winter showcase piece that involves one of those t-rex costumes that you see people post videos of people doing things in on Facebook and the like.
"We should take a video of your face and put it in your 'spoofs' file for future reference"! ..Teacher does painful imitation.... All part of competition prep. Obviously have to get this smiling gig under control