IN an attempt to discover why DFers cross the road the Brighton County Government brought in heavy construction equipment and dug the Eastborne to Bexhil road up completely. They found rocks and clay soil underneath plus three cobble stones dated to the Roman ear.
They concluded in their brilliant and far reaching research effort that a road is really a flattened pile of dirt. They also had to admit that they had failed in their mission and that the answer must lie on the other side. The plan now is to bring in blasters and raise the buildings lining the afore mentioned road seeking the answer to the conundrum to the enigma to the puzzle to the riddle of why do the DFers cross the road? TBC