Seems to me that, this being a DANCE forum and all, we have just one option...
this will require a dance-off!!!
Alright, we're going to need a decent dancefloor (in a neutral location), a dj (any dj's around??), a couple of girls for you guys to dance with (i'm sure some of our df-salseras will gladly volunteer their services), judges (for something of this magnitude at least nine), i'm volunteering to be announcer;
In the red corner, with the charming smile and ponytails, Boriken-"the soul of salsa"-salsero! In the blue corner, watch out ladies, he'll charm the pants right off you, "dancefloor flirt"-Sabor! And our third competitor, in the yellow corner, lawyer by day, salsero by night, Salsa-"can you dance in those robes, your honour"-lawyer!!!
Lets get ready to daaaaaaance!!!!!