You can't read this and stay in a bad mood ...

#1
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

5. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

6. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

7. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

8. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

9. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

10. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

11. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

13. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

14. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

15. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile. :lol: :lol:
 
#4
Thanks so much Peach...I needed to laugh! :lol:

I hadn't heard some of those in a long time...quattro cinco...that's ones a classic. :)

Years ago there used to be this little Nacho stand called "Nacho Mamas"...and my friends I couldn't go 10 seconds without a barrage of "yo mama" jokes...and they had great nachos as I recall.

Hmm, I wonder if its still there...haven't been by it in a good 10-11 years. ;)

SG
 
#6
scorpionguy said:
..and my friends I couldn't go 10 seconds without a barrage of "yo mama" jokes...
Yeah SG, I have this recipe called "Not 'Yo Mamas Banana Pudding" and it does the same thing to me. So when I make it and someone asks me what it is, I say the name with total attitude. Gives people quite a chuckle. :lol:
 

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