Nutrition tips

Nutrition tips
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage roll and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.







CONCLUSION:


Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you. :wink:

Wonder what that says for the DF? :? :wink:

Looks like we're in trouble. :lol: :lol:

No mentioning of Aussies here :? .........

I guess we are off the hook then :wink: .....?

Welll, you don't really speak English, right? ... :wink: :tongue: :wink:

SDsalsaguy said:

Welll, you don't really speak English, right? ... :wink: :tongue: :wink:

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Solution: everybody learn to speak Oz !!!!!

salsachinita said:

SDsalsaguy said:

Welll, you don't really speak English, right? ... :wink: :tongue: :wink:

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Solution: everybody learn to speak Oz !!!!!

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:lol: ....works for me!

One of my all-time favorite film moments, from Murder on the Orient Express. John Gielgud, who plays the British manservant of the murdered man, is being questioned about the Italian who shares his cabin, a recent American citizen.

Q: Does he speak English?
A: A sort of English, sir. I believe he learned it in a place called Chicago.