Money

Money

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So,

Send me all your money


And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please

:wink:

:lol: :lol: I like that!

Im willing to take anyones pain and suffering too....!


Reminds me of another saying " Money cant buy happiness but it can buy you a more pleasant form of misery"

SDsalsaguy said:

So,

Send me all your money

Cash only please

:wink:

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:wink: Nice one, SD!

No doubt this is to fund 'the plan' 8) .........?!

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can sure keep you comfortable while you're being miserable! :wink:

This is hilarious.


(btw, I accept checks, credit cards and PayPal. :wink: :lol: )

I work on a strictly cash-only basis. :wink:

Me, too! We don't have personal checks in Japan and most places, and my travel agent and concert ticket center don't even accept credit cards!
Oh, you guys would get a kick out of the monetary system in this country- it's truly Edo era! I've been at banks, doing a simple depoit at the counter, and a guy comes up with a HUGE SATCHEL, open it, and there is like TWO MILLION BUCKS there(in yen, of course!)!!! Let me tell you how tempted I've been at times... :bandit:

Well, that's one way to get *the plan* started... :wink: